The Zac Brown Band’s recent smash “Whatever It Is” will be featured in an upcoming STD awareness ad campaign, reports the group’s manager Turk Peeny.
“We all got a good laugh out of it when they first called,” said Peeny, referring to the nonprofit group Gone-orrhea’s initial request. “I mean, ‘she’s got whatever it is’, yeah, it works both ways… but this is a love song and the band didn’t want it to be associated with STDs.”
When Gone-orrhea came calling a second time, though, Brown realized that the opportunity was one that his group, currently touring in support of their platinum disc The Foundation, could not afford to pass up. Long story short, Zac and bandmates agreed to license the song and retool its female-appreciative lyrics into something more on point. Only the chorus of the revised version is used in the ad spot, as the verses were deemed a little too sexual for prime time.
The commercial depicts a young couple considering amorous relations before ultimately deciding upon the girl getting her genital inflammation checked out by a gynecologist as Zac sings “She’s got whatever it is, getting tested today.” As the spot fades, the line “gotta take that Cipro pill, cause baby I love you” accompanies the couple dancing in the rain.
When asked if they’d be performing this version of the song during their popular live shows, Mr. Brown said it would depend on how much cold beer he had on a Friday night.
At press time, Gone-orrhea was in talks with Rodney Atkins about repurposing the song “It’s America” as “It’s Chlamydia.”
Reported by “Trailer” Parkman of Farce the Music. In a groundbreaking instance of blog crossover, you can visit his site today for the full revised lyrics of “Whatever It Is” and a related Fun With Charts and Graphs.