Not on the Twitter? Here’s the news and insight you’ve missed in the past week or so, handily compiled for your perusal.
I am in heaven!!! Back in the studio…. There is no other place that i’d rather be- Just pro-tools- The chuckles and me:). -KO – bomshel
Crap. My Prius has been recalled. – michellebranch
Had the “Do I ” number 1 party last night. I am massively and I repeat massively hungover – LukeBryanOnline
NASCAR!!! Yeeee hawwww! Gitchoosomodat!!! Start your engines!!! – cowboytroy
Consider me a religious politician who ask questions instead of giving you the bs answers; or just consider me a caring individual – JimmyWayne
OMG I LOVE STARBUCKS! I miss it so much :( they don’t have iced coffee here in Aussie! -C – glorianatheband
My hair has truely become something that’s fun for the whole family…. – blakeshelton
now i’m hungry! i want some za! hahaha! :) – CarterTwins
Playing with glittery eyeliner in the dressing room while @elizabethhuett and I discuss how caramel Tim tams have changed our lives. – taylorswift13
A coke b4 midnight…..never a good idea!!! Night all. xoxo. – shedaisy
I just ate 10 caramel truffles…ugh. Why couldn’t I have stopped at 3??!! – whitneyduncan
Couldn’t get a pic, but there was a squirrel with a whole piece of pizza in my back yard. Pepperoni! – jsandthegrove
A little hurt is a good thing because it makes the happy days even better. – Miranda_Lambert
Oh my god I just singed my hair off. – sarahbuxton
It seems like I should be out in this snow. Or in a bar. – martinamcbride
Poor Martina, turning to liquor to cope with all her other issues.
Kristy O. is fibbing! She’d actually rather be downhill skiing, riding a fast horse, or stalking an ex-boyfriend! Well according to her MySpace page anyhow…
Michelle Branch shouldn’t worry. By living inside a Whole Foods Market in Venice there is no need to drive and she’s within walking distance of the beach! Silly girl.
Gloriana needs to learn the locals refer to their country/continent as “Oz” and their people as “Aussies”. Sheesh, no shrimps on the barbie for that lot..
Taylor Swift has discovered Australia’s favorite chocolate covered biscuit treats! I don’t know about changing Taylor’s life, but if she eats enough it will surely change her figure so that she will no longer fit in all of her prom dresses. TimTam’s history: http://www.about-australia-shop.com/timtams.htm
Didn’t Sarah Buxton’s Mom warn her not to play with matches?! Or were candles or a bonfire to blame? It seems Sarah may have a case of the “frizzies” for her album release party.
Uhoh, Martina’s “Mama Bird Cretin” side is showing again…
I hate Twitter. I swear it lowers its users’ IQ 20 points just for signing up. But it makes for some really funny shit.
This is a pretty skewed sampling of people’s tweets. They’re not all stupid. But yes, these ones are.
On the other hand, some less inane ones:
If idol is the standard 4 new talent we would’ve never known Dylan, Springsteen,Petty,Willie Nelson,Hendrix,Janis Joplin,Hank Williams etc.. – Jack Ingram
Can we talk about what lady GaGa had on at the end of the night? She looked like a transformer. Do u think I could borrow It for the ACM’s? – Miranda Lambert
Each day there are 10,000 humans and 70,000 puppies and kittens born in the U.S. Please stop the suffering SPAY/NEUTER your pet! – Dean Miller
Actually, that’s about it…
Hmmm…Ingram’s music is no more interesting to me than the people on Idol.
I don’t think American Idol has ever produced anything as bad as the awful “Love You” by Jack Ingram. So maybe if Idol was the standard, we’d lose out on Willie, Springsteen and others. But we’d also lose out on the Ingram’s of the world. The highs wouldn’t be as high but at least the lows wouldnt be as low.