Laura Bell Bundy’s album is so good I stuck a fork in the toaster and neck whipped a baby Mountain Gorilla with a bicycle chain. – blakeshelton
Ok don’t mean to be rude but larua bell bundy got break through video of the year?!?! Come on now country music. – bomshel
GAMBLER FUN FACT #42: I am legally responsible for 19 Mother’s Day celebrations going on around the world today. – NotKennyRogers
Eating 5 pieces of pizza wasn’t smart last night. My lactose intolerance is gonna take my co-writers friendship to a new level today. Lol – whitneyduncan
On Pandora or itunes Genius who do u think they should recommend or play? I always get pissed when they put me with artists I think suck! – JackIngram
Wild show tonight! One woman threw her panties onstage! They don’t really fit that well but it was nice of her to think of me. – notchuckwicks
Yes, I curse & I’ve watched a porn b4, but not with my mom! So there! I’m not perfect & if u don’t like what I’ve got to say, don’t follow me – JimmyWayne
Educatin’ my sons on the finer points of bluegrass music. – cowboytroy
I swear Bo Bice must be Travis Tritts Son. They looks Just alike They say I look like Burt Reynolds or was that Tommy Boy either way I’m HOT – coltford
I’ve been eating Cheerios like it’s my job lately. – taylorswift13
I’ve just trademarked my hair style with the US Patent Office. BMI is looking into collecting royalties from Afghan hounds for me. – NotJakeOwen
Great. Drunken karaoke with @ashleymonroe Just what I needed. – michellebranch
NOW Cyndi lauper got fired from celebrity apprentice?!? On top of EVERYTHING ELSE IN THIS WORLD?! I can’t live like this – ashleymonroe
You can question my records, just don’t question my booze intake. – emilywestmusic
Apparently flashing for beads is strictly a Mardi Gras tradition. Apologies to the kid working the Taco Bell drive thru. – DrunkenMartina
Drinkin beer in a bar dwntwn oxford ms. Bout to go to the baseball game..drunk, and stay that way til the show. Whos ready to party tonight? – JustinColeMoore
Some people are VERY BAD at the Internet. Bombshel is a prime example of this. If your Twitter makes me dislike you, it’s not very good marketing, now is it? Not that I was going to listen to them anyway.
Speaking of Twitter, I’m sad they fixed that glitch/hack/whatever. I wanted to fulfill my lifelong dream of being followed by Justin Bieber. :-/
The Bomshel tweet was deleted from their page, which was updated with:
Hey guys! Nothing was ever bing [sic] said about not ring [sic] happy for those who won. We love everyone and were not bitter about losing. Just Deciphering country from not. We love cmt and we love our fans. We were happy to be recognized for our first video.
So they’re saying Bing Crosby never said anything about Ringo Starr being disappointed in the CMT results. That’s probably true.
Ha!
Awesome, Steve!
Not that Laura Bell Bundy is a total purist or anything, but she has a countrier album than just about anyone else on the ballot. I hope that Bomshel nonsense isn’t indicative of overall Nashville opinions on her.
I think it takes a straight guy or Chely Wright to fully appreciate Laura Bell Bundy’s appeal, and it has little to do with her music! I can understand the sentiment of the original Bomshel tweet and am disappointed they changed it. What happened to fighting like a girl? Now they’re fighting like Chick Wicks! Crikey!
Ashley Monroe’s tweets are often so melodramatic I can’t figure out if she’s putting us on or needs some Prozac! Ashley, you should be more concerned with Odumbo than Cyndi Lauper! Sheesh!
If Whitney Duncan also has Celiac disease and is allergic to wheat gluten, she’s really gonna be a handful today! Has she tried Midol for this? Hmm…
I think Colt Ford so believes his self delusions that other people get sucked in by it as well! I hear he’s working on a book “Undeserved Self-Esteem Projected For Fun and Profit! Party On!”. I can hardly wait…
Considering Taylor Swift’s core audience demographic, I’d expect her to be hooked on Trix or Lucky Charms! I sense a lucrative breakfast cereal endorsement contract somewhere in Taylor’s future. I think its time Wheaties broadened its scope beyond athletes considering the way Taylor bounces up and down and flips her hair around on stage.
Rick if you don’t think gay men can appreciate Laura Bell Bundy, you’ve obviously never listened to showtunes or seen a broadway show.. She’s “Got them” more than horndog straight men.
I think Ashley’s just being funny.
Laura Bell Bundy is better than Bomshel. I think its funny that a broadway singer who basically is playing a country star actually makes better music than most real country singers. Its pretty funny and it just shows that country music is one of the worst forms of pop music out there.
P.S. Jo Dee Messina’s album failed. She is a failure. Ha Ha Ha. She is a has been and everyone should laugh in her face.
Wow! Did she kick your dog?
Hah!
You’re slowing morphing into our resident Archie Bunker, Rick.
I’m not a regular twitter user myself, but I read DrunkenMartina’s post everyday on FaceBook.
Not that I expect anything to change regarding your posts, Rick, but I don’t think you’re swaying any readers to your POV by using phrases like Odumbo, etc. I pretty much come to my favorite sites to read about country music, not politics. Although I have to give you props for toning them down a lot, lately.
You shouldn’t have said that Michael! Its inspired me to start another song parody dedicated to Obamavoters!
How about my take on Juice Newton’s “End of the World”. I call this one “End of the Constitution”!
Why are Obamavoters so freakin’ clueless?
Why are their heads jammed up their ass?
Don’t they know its the end of the Constitution,
“Useful Idiots” are a political parasitic class…
As for the Archie Bunker reference, ole’ Archie was a piker compared to me! I don’t expect my firebrand rhetoric to sway anyone my way. Tweaking liberals is not akin to being on a debate team…
I agree, Archie Bunker is comparatively classy.
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Indeed. There’s a place for ribbing people of particular political persuasions, and a country music blog isn’t it. I’m sure I’ll get labeled a commie pinko heathen by the resident Archie Bunker for thinking that, but then that won’t be the first time such has happened. Before it does, though, here’s a clue for you, Rick: I voted for Sarah Palin and that other guy, in spite of that other guy’s complete lack of integrity, because I figured the good done for small-government conservatism by her ascendancy would outweigh that other guy’s dearth of fidelity to the Constitution…
This post has generated a surprising amount of comment! I’m just going to quote Twitter all the time.
One more…
I suppose you’re right, Rick. I did walk right into that one with my last sentence. I should have known better. :) I’ve been posting on these and other similar boards for about a year and a half now. I can’t remember how long I’ve been seeing your comments. Maybe you were here before that; I don’t know. Anyway, for some reason you’re comment just rubbed me the wrong way (extra annoying and tacky) this morning. That’s all.
Oh, and I’ve rewritten the lyrics to Sylvia’s “Nobody” to include my thoughts on Sarah Palin and the Tea Party…
Nah! Just kidding. :)
Michael, I think I love you . . . ;)
If you think you can make a fake Twitter account that’s anywhere near as funny as DrunkenMartina, you’re wrong baby wrong.
Bout time for an update!
Consider it done.