Country California

Because there’s nothing more important than every thought you’ll ever have, broadcast to the entire world. Here are the most important tweets of the week, compiled for your convenience.

I wonder what I should wear today any thoughts? – TheJoshThompson

St Pattys Day is Wesnesday!! How r u celebrating??? – cmtcody

Man, we are REVOLUTIONIZING over here! Not trying to put ourselves on blast like that, but facts is facts. That’s just what we do. – fastryde

WELL, I HAVE BEEN READING ALL THESE TWEETS AND YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME. VOTING LAW TO THE TOP!!! I’LL MAKE HER DO SOMTHG REALLY GOOD IN RETURN – leeannwomack
(Somthg really good = pulling “There Is a God” and getting back to real country? I’m in.)

My long hair is starting to annoy me.. Still don’t know if I like it long or short! Ughhhh. – joshgracin

Adam double dared me last night that I wouldn’t do a Nickelback song at karaoke. Guess what? I did ! And I had a blast! – ashtonshepherd

I’m craving Pancakes…..random. – chuckwicksmusic

Kind of a blah day. Blah. – martinamcbride

I wish they made an iPhone app for verizon coverage. Dropped calls……Puke!!!! – JoeNichols

I can’t believe someone vandalized John Rich’s gate. He’s so humble and nice to people. – NotJakeOwen

I think I maaaaay try and start cutting out carbs. After I eat the chocolate I just bought. Maybe. – sarahbuxton

Thank y’all for my highest chart debut ever!!!!! I love y’all!!!! Now…. Back to turning my liver into a flotation device…. – BlakeShelton

Did you know my new record is available for only $5.00? Only $5.00!!! http://derekhoke.com – derekhoke
(Not inane at all. Months later, I’m still listening to this album. You should check it out.)

I think Lee Ann Womack and Martina McBride should shoot a crazy lesbotronic prison video like “Telephone.” Or Joe Nichols and Chris Young. – JuliThanki
(Seconded, Thanki.)

Why can’t they give u candy at the end of a dentist appt. I’d be more inclined to go! It would ensure them business 2. Makes sense to me!-Ka – shedaisy

Texas twrocks! Bring on the toast!~twmike – GlorianatheBand

Fiber One cereal and blueberries..yummmmmy..you’d think I was a 65 year old woman -Emily – CartersChord

Do you know how many albums get made in Nashville that never get released? A lot, that’s how many…God save them all. – CaitlinLynn

V8 V-Fusion Pomegranate/Blueberry Juice is RAWKIN’!!! – cowboytroy

Hi – dannygokey