Comments on: The Country Questionnaire

By: JD Myers

JD Myers — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 15:14:16 +0000

1. Song that makes you turn off the radio: ANY SUGARLAND SONG
2. Worst imaginable duet partner: Luke Bryan
3. Most likely to remake a Michael Bolton song: Rascal Flatts
4. Singer you’ve followed for the longest time: Waylon Jennings
5. Least convincing outlaw poser: John Rich
6. Could release anything and you’d buy it: Dwight Yoakam
7. Could part the sea and you wouldn’t care: Kenny Chesney
8. Female guilty of oversinging: Reba McEntire
9. Male guilty of oversinging: Josh Turner (gotta make sure you hit the lowest note possible Hoss!)
10. Should stop trying to write own songs: Clint Black
11. Least likely to stage dive: Alan Jackson
12. Number of country blogs you read daily: 2
13. Records the same thing over and over: George Strait
14. Most distracting hairstyle: Jason Michael Carrol
15. Favorite John Rich anecdote: “Everybody should be grindin’!” (see youtube clip)
16. Unfairly the subject of much mockery: Jason Aldean (we got a personal history)
17. The opposite of Dale Watson: basically almost every male country singer on the radio today
18. Wouldn’t stand a chance at a regular job: Willie Nelson
19. Suggested nickname for Dave Haywood: Who?
20. Words of wisdom for Kenny Chesney: Don’t pull a Ty Herndon.
21. Poorest treatment of a controversial subject: Ty Herndon
22. Song topic that really needs to be retired: tractors
23. Next artist to go all patriotic when hits start drying up: Craig Morgan
24. Age at which you should take the Taylor Swift poster off your wall: 13
25. Likely “special guest” at Rascal Flatts show: Adam Lambert

By: Adam

Adam — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 22:04:47 +0000

1. Song that makes you turn off the radio: Country Boy or She’s Country
2. Worst imaginable duet partner: Josh Gracin
3. Most likely to remake a Michael Bolton song: James Otto
4. Singer you’ve followed for the longest time: Toby Keith
5. Least convincing outlaw poser: Clay Davidson
6. Could release anything and you’d buy it: Gary Allan
7. Could part the sea and you wouldn’t care: Kenny Chesney
8. Female guilty of oversinging: Carrie Underwood
9. Male guilty of oversinging: Toby Keith
10. Should stop trying to write own songs: Kellie Pickler
11. Least likely to stage dive: George Jones
12. Number of country blogs you read daily: 0
13. Records the same thing over and over: George Strait
14. Most distracting hairstyle: Lyle Lovett
15. Favorite John Rich anecdote: None
16. Unfairly the subject of much mockery: Dierks Bentley
17. The opposite of Dale Watson: Who?
18. Wouldn’t stand a chance at a regular job: Chuck Wicks
19. Suggested nickname for Dave Haywood: Who?
20. Words of wisdom for Kenny Chesney: Quit before someone tells you how awful you are!
21. Poorest treatment of a controversial subject: ????
22. Song topic that really needs to be retired: his, hers, your, my countryness
23. Next artist to go all patriotic when hits start drying up: Chuck Wicks
24. Age at which you should take the Taylor Swift poster off your wall: You should never put it up
25. Likely “special guest” at Rascal Flatts show: Britney Spears

By: Dallas

Dallas — Sat, 14 Feb 2009 15:36:08 +0000

1. Song that makes you turn off the radio: “Tequila on ice” by Darryl Worley
2. Worst imaginable duet partner: Keith Urban
3. Most likely to remake a Michael Bolton song: Phil Vassar
4. Singer you’ve followed for the longest time: Gary Allan/Alan Jackson
5. Least convincing outlaw poser: John Rich
6. Could release anything and you’d buy it: Gary Allan
7. Could part the sea and you wouldn’t care: Phil Vsssar
8. Female guilty of oversinging: Kellie Pickler/Martina
9. Male guilty of oversinging: Deirks Bentley
10. Should stop trying to write own songs: Kenny Chesney
11. Least likely to stagedive: Kenny Rogers
12. Number of country blogs you read daily:1-3
13. Records the same thing over and over: Kenny Chesney/Rodney Atkins
14. Most distracting hairstyle: Gary LeVox
15. Favorite John Rich anecdote: all of them
16. Unfairly the subject of much mockery: Jessica Simpson
17. The opposite of Dale Watson:
18. Wouldn’t stand a chance at a regular job: Jessica Simpson
19. Suggested nickname for Dave Haywood: That other guy
20. Words of wisdom for Kenny Chesney: Are you turtely enough for the turtle club?
21. Poorest treatment of a controversial subject: Dixie Chicks
22. Song topic that really needs to be retired: I’m so country
23. Next artist to go all patriotic when hits start drying up: Tim McGraw
24. Age at which you should take the Taylor Swift poster off your wall: 15-17
25. Likely “special guest” at Rascal Flatts show: anyone not country

By: Lori

Lori — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 19:35:13 +0000

@Billy *snickering @ Ego Parrot comment* Too funny!

By: Lori

Lori — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 19:29:18 +0000

I LOVED THIS! Hope you do more in the future.

1. Song that makes you turn off the radio:
“Bob That Head” – Rascal Flatts

2. Worst imaginable duet partner:
Randy Owen (lead singer of Alabama),
only ’cause I don’t think there would be enough room for both me and his ego in the recording studio and/or on stage. @@

3. Most likely to remake a Michael Bolton song:
I’m confident Billy Currington could pull it off.

4. Singer you’ve followed for the longest time:
George Strait

5. Least convincing outlaw poser:
I couldn’t pick just one, so . . .
Jason Aldean,
Troy Montgomery (of Montgomery Gentry),
and Big & Rich.

Outlaws don’t “claim” to be outlaws, they just are.

6. Could release anything and you’d buy it:
Again, George Strait.
Also, Miranda Lambert.

7. Could part the sea and you wouldn’t care:
Darryl Worley

8. Female guilty of oversinging:
Jessica Simpson

9. Male guilty of oversinging:
Gary LeVox (lead singer of Rascal Flatts)
He doesn’t need to he has great voice . . . now if he’d only put it to better use.

10. Should stop trying to write own songs:
Umm … Carrie Underwood.
Every songwriter has GOT to be sending her their best songs, right?
Where are they?
I only see a couple. :o/

11. Least likely to stagedive:
George Strait or Dolly Parton.
LMBO
Could you imagine?! ROTFL

12. Number of country blogs you read daily:
4

13. Records the same thing over and over:
Ummm … Kenny Chesney and his island songs.
I like a few but for the most part they are unrelatable to us poor folks who don’t have $$ to fly off to the islands. :o(((
Also Rodney Adkins.
Love him personally though.

14. Most distracting hairstyle:
Joe Don’s of Rascal Flatts, often looks like roadkill

15. Favorite John Rich anecdote:
that stupid ‘Gone Country’ series of his on CMT @@

16. Unfairly the subject of much mockery:
Jessica Simpson
(not a huge fan of her music, although she doesn’t make me squirm)
But leave the girl alone already!

17. The opposite of Dale Watson:
Don’t know enough about him to answer this one

18. Wouldn’t stand a chance at a regular job:
Jessica Simpson, Carrie Underwood, Kelly Picker … they’ve been pampered for too long

19. Suggested nickname for Dave Haywood:
I’m a LOST junkie so he totally reminds me of the character Daniel Faraday, the physicist.

Well, doesn’t he?!?!?

20. Words of wisdom for Kenny Chesney:
Quit bragging about how many sexual partners you have had! (Was that article true?)
*ICK*
It #1. makes you look like a jerk (even though we know your not a choir boy)
or
#2. makes you appear to play for the other team
(which, ya’ll, is the context in which he made the comments, just so ya know)

Unclassy to say the least.

21. Poorest treatment of a controversial subject:
Dixie Chicks
That ‘Not Ready To Make Nice’ STILL ticks me off.
If it were about a different topic, I may have liked it.

22. Song topic that really needs to be retired:
Songs about skanky bar girls wearing next to nothing and the way they move.
*hand me a bucket, barf*

23. Next artist to go all patriotic when hits start drying up:
I’ll say Kenny Chesney ’cause he never really has been. (not meant as an insult)

24. Age at which you should take the Taylor Swift poster off your wall:
19

25. Likely “special guest” at Rascal Flatts show:
Elton John LOL

By: Courtney

Courtney — Wed, 11 Feb 2009 23:20:32 +0000

1. Song that makes you turn off the radio: country boy, alan jackson/ bob that head, rascal flatts,any song by carrie underwood or juliane hough, she’s country by jason aldean, and i’ll stop now
2. Worst imaginable duet partner: rascal flatts and carrie underwood
3. Most likely to remake a Michael Bolton song: rascal flatts
4. Singer you’ve followed for the longest time: keith urban
5. Least convincing outlaw poser: Jason Aldean
6. Could release anything and you’d buy it: miranda lambert
7. Could part the sea and you wouldn’t care: kenny chesney
8. Female guilty of oversinging: carrie underwood and martina
9. Male guilty of oversinging:
10. Should stop trying to write own songs: carrie underwood
11. Least likely to stagedive: george strait
12. Number of country blogs you read daily: 0-2
13. Records the same thing over and over: kenny chesney
14. Most distracting hairstyle: jason michael carrol
15. Favorite John Rich anecdote:
16. Unfairly the subject of much mockery:
17. The opposite of Dale Watson:
18. Wouldn’t stand a chance at a regular job: juliane hough
19. Suggested nickname for Dave Haywood: woodie
20. Words of wisdom for Kenny Chesney: try to sing a song about a new subject with no beach
21. Poorest treatment of a controversial subject:
22. Song topic that really needs to be retired: country pride
23. Next artist to go all patriotic when hits start drying up: alan jackson (sorry, but that’s what his new cd seems to be)
24. Age at which you should take the Taylor Swift poster off your wall: 16
25. Likely “special guest” at Rascal Flatts show: Carrie Underwood or Juliane Hough

By: Linda

Linda — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 22:25:10 +0000

2. Worst imaginable duet partner: Jessica Simpson
3. Most likely to remake a Michael Bolton song: Sugarland
4. Singer you’ve followed for the longest time: Shania Twain
6. Could release anything and you’d buy it: Shania Twain
7. Could part the sea and you wouldn’t care: Shania Twain
8. Female guilty of oversinging: Martina McBride
10. Should stop trying to write own songs:
11. Least likely to stagedive:
12. Number of country blogs you read daily: 5
13. Records the same thing over and over: George Strait
16. Unfairly the subject of much mockery: Shania Twain
18. Wouldn’t stand a chance at a regular job: John Rich
20. Words of wisdom for Kenny Chesney: Learn to be humble
21. Poorest treatment of a controversial subject: Dixie Chicks
22. Song topic that really needs to be retired: Singing about being country
23. Next artist to go all patriotic when hits start drying up: Kenny Chesney

By: Matt

Matt — Sun, 08 Feb 2009 06:37:53 +0000

1. Song that makes you turn off the radio: She’s Country
2. Worst imaginable duet partner: Any rapper
3. Most likely to remake a Michael Bolton song: John Michael Montgomery
4. Singer you’ve followed for the longest time: Brad Paisley
5. Least convincing outlaw poser: Troy Gentry
6. Could release anything and you’d buy it: Eric Church
7. Could part the sea and you wouldn’t care: Kenny Chesney
8. Female guilty of oversinging: Carrie Underwood
9. Male guilty of oversinging: Keith Anderson
10. Should stop trying to write own songs: Jessica Simpson
11. Least likely to stagedive: Faith Hill
12. Number of country blogs you read daily: 4 (This one, the 9513, Country Universe, and Farce the Music)
13. Records the same thing over and over: Hank Jr.
14. Most distracting hairstyle: Jason Michael Carrol
15. Favorite John Rich anecdote:
16. Unfairly the subject of much mockery: Brad Paisley
17. The opposite of Dale Watson: The Carter Twins (see CMT.com)
18. Wouldn’t stand a chance at a regular job: Jessica Simpson
19. Suggested nickname for Dave Haywood: Kix LeVox
20. Words of wisdom for Kenny Chesney: “Put enough gas in your boat to get to your island, but not enough to return to the mainland”
21. Poorest treatment of a controversial subject: Dixie Chicks
22. Song topic that really needs to be retired: “I’m country”
23. Next artist to go all patriotic when hits start drying up: Alan Jackson
24. Age at which you should take the Taylor Swift poster off your wall: 18
25. Likely “special guest” at Rascal Flatts show: N’Sync

By: KathyP

KathyP — Sat, 07 Feb 2009 04:51:30 +0000

1. Song that makes you turn off the radio: anything by Taylor Swift
2. Worst imaginable duet partner: Taylor Swift
3. Most likely to remake a Michael Bolton song: Taylor Swift (no, not really – too much young ego to record an ‘old’ standard)
4. Singer you’ve followed for the longest time: CDB, Skynyrd, Trick Pony (RIP)
5. Least convincing outlaw poser: Jason Aldean
6. Could release anything and you’d buy it: Alison Krauss, Miranda, Shooter
7. Could part the sea and you wouldn’t care: Carrie
8. Female guilty of oversinging: Martina
9. Male guilty of oversinging: Phil Vassar
10. Should stop trying to write own songs: Taylor Swift, please just disappear
11. Least likely to stagedive: Chris LeDoux (sorry)
12. Number of country blogs you read daily: 3-4
13. Records the same thing over and over: Chesney
14. Most distracting hairstyle: Jamey Johnson and his facial hair. somewhere under that beard is a decent looking man
15. Favorite John Rich anecdote: just remember I play for tips (OK, so it’s a lyric)
16. Unfairly the subject of much mockery: Dixie Chicks for their politics
17. The opposite of Dale Watson: Jessica Simpson
18. Wouldn’t stand a chance at a regular job: Jessica Simpson – remember when she had that reality show with ex-husband Nick? Dumber than a box of rocks.
19. Suggested nickname for Dave Haywood: “Hay (sic) you?”
20. Words of wisdom for Kenny Chesney: Don’t buy a house in Key West if you don’t intend to move in. In this economy you’ll lose.
21. Poorest treatment of a controversial subject: Alyssa Lies
22. Song topic that really needs to be retired: Martina’s victim songs
23. Next artist to go all patriotic when hits start drying up: Bucky Covington (hits?)
24. Age at which you should take the Taylor Swift poster off your wall: 18 max
25. Likely “special guest” at Rascal Flatts show: Eminem

By: Lanibug

Lanibug — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 23:53:58 +0000

1. Song that makes you turn off the radio: anything by Carrie Underwood
2. Worst imaginable duet partner: Carried Underwood
3. Most likely to remake a Michael Bolton song: Rascal Flatts
4. Singer you’ve followed for the longest time: Terri Clark
5. Least convincing outlaw poser: Rhett Atkins
6. Could release anything and you’d buy it: Miranda Lamber
7. Could part the sea and you wouldn’t care: Carrie Underwood
8. Female guilty of oversinging: Carrie Underwood
9. Male guilty of oversinging: Gary LeVox
10. Should stop trying to write own songs: Taylor Swift
11. Least likely to stagedive: Taylor Swift
12. Number of country blogs you read daily: 5
13. Records the same thing over and over: Keith Urban
14. Most distracting hairstyle: Rascal Flatts
15. Favorite John Rich anecdote: any of them….
16. Unfairly the subject of much mockery: Trent Tomlinson…
17. The opposite of Dale Watson: ????
18. Wouldn’t stand a chance at a regular job: Kellie Pickler
19. Suggested nickname for Dave Haywood: no clue
20. Words of wisdom for Kenny Chesney: stop trying to be the next Jimmy Buffet
21. Poorest treatment of a controversial subject:
22. Song topic that really needs to be retired:????
23. Next artist to go all patriotic when hits start drying up: depends on how this economy keeps going….
24. Age at which you should take the Taylor Swift poster off your wall: that would mean that I have them on my wall, that would be the hubby who adores her
25. Likely “special guest” at Rascal Flatts show: Britney Spears