The Country Questionnaire

  

Discussion posts are fun, but I feel like a bum when I run them too often… so I made a questionnaire, which is like 25 discussions all wrapped into one. If you’d like to play along, copy and paste the list into the comment box and fill in as many answers as you’d like. I’ll add my own answers as a comment so that you’ll be able to consider the questions for yourself before seeing my responses. Sounds like fun, right? I know.

1. Song that makes you turn off the radio:
2. Worst imaginable duet partner:
3. Most likely to remake a Michael Bolton song:
4. Singer you’ve followed for the longest time:
5. Least convincing outlaw poser:
6. Could release anything and you’d buy it:
7. Could part the sea and you wouldn’t care:
8. Female guilty of oversinging:
9. Male guilty of oversinging:
10. Should stop trying to write own songs:
11. Least likely to stagedive:
12. Number of country blogs you read daily:
13. Records the same thing over and over:
14. Most distracting hairstyle:
15. Favorite John Rich anecdote:
16. Unfairly the subject of much mockery:
17. The opposite of Dale Watson:
18. Wouldn’t stand a chance at a regular job:
19. Suggested nickname for Dave Haywood:
20. Words of wisdom for Kenny Chesney:
21. Poorest treatment of a controversial subject:
22. Song topic that really needs to be retired:
23. Next artist to go all patriotic when hits start drying up:
24. Age at which you should take the Taylor Swift poster off your wall:
25. Likely “special guest” at Rascal Flatts show:

Comments

  1. says

    1. Song that makes you turn off the radio: “Holler Back”
    2. Worst imaginable duet partner: Taylor Swift
    3. Most likely to remake a Michael Bolton song: Collin Raye
    4. Singer you’ve followed for the longest time: Randy Travis
    5. Least convincing outlaw poser: Eric Church
    6. Could release anything and you’d buy it: George Jones
    7. Could part the sea and you wouldn’t care: Faith Hill
    8. Female guilty of oversinging: Martina
    9. Male guilty of oversinging: Richie McDonald
    10. Should stop trying to write own songs: Martina
    11. Least likely to stagedive: George Strait
    12. Number of country blogs you read daily: Probably 4 or 5 daily, but more once or twice a week
    13. Records the same thing over and over: Dierks Bentley
    14. Most distracting hairstyle: Gary LeVox
    15. Favorite John Rich anecdote: It’s hard to beat the Montano beer bottle incident.
    16. Unfairly the subject of much mockery: Julianne Hough
    17. The opposite of Dale Watson: Jessica Simpson
    18. Wouldn’t stand a chance at a regular job: John Rich
    19. Suggested nickname for Dave Haywood: Emu
    20. Words of wisdom for Kenny Chesney: Hang out with Mac McAnally more.
    21. Poorest treatment of a controversial subject: “This Ain’t Mexico” by Buddy Jewell
    22. Song topic that really needs to be retired: Anything about the singer’s countryness
    23. Next artist to go all patriotic when hits start drying up: Jason Aldean
    24. Age at which you should take the Taylor Swift poster off your wall: 17ish
    25. Likely “special guest” at Rascal Flatts show: Celine Dion

  2. says

    1. Song that makes you turn off the radio: “Country Boy” by Alan Jackson
    2. Worst imaginable duet partner: Taylor Swift
    3. Most likely to remake a Michael Bolton song: Chuck Wicks
    4. Singer you’ve followed for the longest time: Reba
    5. Least convincing outlaw poser: No opinion.
    6. Could release anything and you’d buy it: Faith Hill
    7. Could part the sea and you wouldn’t care: John Rich
    8. Female guilty of oversinging: Carrie Underwood
    9. Male guilty of oversinging: Gary LeVox
    10. Should stop trying to write own songs: Shania, if only to add some variety to her stuff.
    11. Least likely to stagedive: Reba
    12. Number of country blogs you read daily: 5
    13. Records the same thing over and over: Dierks Bentley
    14. Most distracting hairstyle: Jimmy Wayne’s current one.
    15. Favorite John Rich anecdote: WAY too many to choose from.
    16. Unfairly the subject of much mockery: I second Julianne Hough.
    17. The opposite of Dale Watson: Taylor Swift
    18. Wouldn’t stand a chance at a regular job: Chuck Wicks
    19. Suggested nickname for Dave Haywood: No opinion.
    20. Words of wisdom for Kenny Chesney: Get stranded on that island that plagues your music.
    21. Poorest treatment of a controversial subject: “It’s Not Supposed To Go Like That” by Rascal Flatts
    22. Song topic that really needs to be retired: It’s hard not to argue with CMW’s pick.
    23. Next artist to go all patriotic when hits start drying up: Reba
    24. Age at which you should take the Taylor Swift poster off your wall: 10
    25. Likely “special guest” at Rascal Flatts show: Mariah Carey

  3. David Jones says

    1. Song that makes you turn off the radio: Lady A songs.
    2. Worst imaginable duet partner: Jessica Simpson
    3. Most likely to remake a Michael Bolton song:John Michael Montgomery
    4. Singer you’ve followed for the longest time: Randy Travis
    5. Least convincing outlaw poser: Jason Aldean
    6. Could release anything and you’d buy it: George Strait
    7. Could part the sea and you wouldn’t care: Faith Hill
    8. Female guilty of oversinging: Carrie Underwood
    9. Male guilty of oversinging: Gary LeVox
    10. Should stop trying to write own songs: Martina
    11. Least likely to stagedive: George Strait
    12. Number of country blogs you read daily: 2
    13. Records the same thing over and over: Brad Paisley
    14. Most distracting hairstyle: Billy Ray Cyrus
    15. Favorite John Rich anecdote: The Cash debacle.
    16. Unfairly the subject of much mockery: Kix Brooks.
    17. The opposite of Dale Watson: Taylor Swift
    18. Wouldn’t stand a chance at a regular job: Jessica Simpson
    19. Suggested nickname for Dave Haywood: Hay Dave.
    20. Words of wisdom for Kenny Chesney:Get off the beach and back to reality.
    21. Poorest treatment of a controversial subject: John Rich’s new single.
    22. Song topic that really needs to be retired:”I’m gonna love you forever”.
    23. Next artist to go all patriotic when hits start drying up: Blake Shelton
    24. Age at which you should take the Taylor Swift poster off your wall: 1 day after you put it up.
    25. Likely “special guest” at Rascal Flatts show: Rascal Flatts themselves.

  4. Mike K says

    1. Song that makes you turn off the radio: “Every Day” or pretty much anything from those rascals.
    2. Worst imaginable duet partner: Julianne Hough
    3. Most likely to remake a Michael Bolton song: John Rich (“I’m so good I can totally make this work.”)
    4. Singer you’ve followed for the longest time: George Strait, the first tape I ever bought, Ocean Front Property.
    5. Least convincing outlaw poser: Hard to say, but I know I’d be surprised if I actually met some ofthese guys.
    6. Could release anything and you’d buy it: Merle Haggard, George Strait, anything unreleased by Waylon (but preferably without the .357s).
    7. Could part the sea and you wouldn’t care: Taylor Swift, there are fans out there that believe she can do this.
    8. Female guilty of oversinging: Martina or Carrie
    9. Male guilty of oversinging: Yep, they’re right, Le Vox
    10. Should stop trying to write own songs: Kenny Chesney, you’re in a rut.
    11. Least likely to stagedive: George Jones
    12. Number of country blogs you read daily: 4-5
    13. Records the same thing over and over: God knows I love him and it works, but George Strait.
    14. Most distracting hairstyle: Gary LeVox in a landslide.
    15. Favorite John Rich anecdote: The fact that he announced to the world who Johnny Cash would have voted for this past election. Unbelievable.
    16. Unfairly the subject of much mockery: Carrie Underwood. Too much success too fast for people. I don’t like her music and don’t listen to it but she takes more heat than she deserves. Without a poster child for pop-country selling huge amounts of records there is no one for the pissed off outlaw or indie singer-songwriter to rebel against. Without the Nashville Sound and Countrypolitan we may never get WIllie & Waylon free of the constructs of Nash Vegas. So, it’s kinda a good thing…kinda.
    17. The opposite of Dale Watson: A whale in a Datsun? j/k Billy Gillman.
    18. Wouldn’t stand a chance at a regular job: Jessica Simpson.
    19. Suggested nickname for Dave Haywood: He could steal Haymaker from the Gourds or how about “the other guy.” But whatever you do don’t call him Kristen Hall.
    20. Words of wisdom for Kenny Chesney: Look bro, you can cut anything you want now and people will buy it, so how about finding some really good songs that don’t mention tiki bars and recording about a dozen of them. Jimmy Buffett is probably gonna get pissed eventually. I mean I like the beach too, but…
    21. Poorest treatment of a controversial subject: Buddy Jewell
    22. Song topic that really needs to be retired: CMW’s got it. I’m from a smalltown and it’s awesome. Here’s some of the things that are in that small town. That and high school boys.
    23. Next artist to go all patriotic when hits start drying up: Kellie Pickler
    24. Age at which you should take the Taylor Swift poster off your wall: My 13 year old cousin loves her in a kinda cute way still, so maybe 16 or 17.
    25. Likely “special guest” at Rascal Flatts show: New Kid on the Block, Oh-Oh Oh Oh Oh…

  5. says

    1. Song that makes you turn off the radio: “Chicken Fried”
    2. Worst imaginable duet partner: Rodney Atkins
    3. Most likely to remake a Michael Bolton song: Carrie Underwood
    4. Singer you’ve followed for the longest time: The Dixie Chicks
    5. Least convincing outlaw poser: Kellie Pickler?
    6. Could release anything and you’d buy it: Sugarland or Lee Ann Womack
    7. Could part the sea and you wouldn’t care: Rascal Flatts
    8. Female guilty of oversinging: Carrie Underwood
    9. Male guilty of oversinging: Von Smith (American Idol anyone?)
    10. Should stop trying to write own songs: Carrie Underwood
    11. Least likely to stagedive: The fat guy in the trailer choir
    12. Number of country blogs you read daily: 4
    13. Records the same thing over and over: Kenny Chesney
    14. Most distracting hairstyle: Jamey Johnson
    15. Favorite John Rich anecdote: His life.
    16. Unfairly the subject of much mockery: SHeDAISY
    17. The opposite of Dale Watson: Taylor Swift
    18. Wouldn’t stand a chance at a regular job: Kellie Pickler
    19. Suggested nickname for Dave Haywood: JoBro4
    20. Words of wisdom for Kenny Chesney: Record country- not island music
    21. Poorest treatment of a controversial subject: “It’s Not Supposed To Go Like That” by Rascal Flatts- Have to agree with Rainbow.
    22. Song topic that really needs to be retired: Hicks are cool, duh. (Holler Back, Chicken Fired, etc)
    23. Next artist to go all patriotic when hits start drying up: Tim McGraw
    24. Age at which you should take the Taylor Swift poster off your wall: 20
    25. Likely “special guest” at Rascal Flatts show: Lonestar

  6. Occasional Hope says

    1. Song that makes you turn off the radio: Almost anything by Rascal Flatts
    2. Worst imaginable duet partner: Taylor Swift
    3. Most likely to remake a Michael Bolton song: Carrie Underwood
    4. Singer you’ve followed for the longest time: Randy Travis
    5. Least convincing outlaw poser: not sure
    6. Could release anything and you’d buy it: Gene Watson
    7. Could part the sea and you wouldn’t care: John Rich
    8. Female guilty of oversinging: Carrie Underwood
    9. Male guilty of oversinging: Gary LeVox
    10. Should stop trying to write own songs: Too many to mention, but right now I’m thinking Dierks Bentley
    11. Least likely to stagedive: Alan Jackson
    12. Number of country blogs you read daily: 5 or 6
    13. Records the same thing over and over: Alan Jackson (sorry)
    14. Most distracting hairstyle: pass
    15. Favorite John Rich anecdote: I try to avoid him as much as possible
    16. Unfairly the subject of much mockery: kellie Pickeler (she can’t really be that dim, can she?)
    17. The opposite of Dale Watson: Carrie Underwood
    18. Wouldn’t stand a chance at a regular job: John Rich (would antagonise every single co-worker and get fired)
    19. Suggested nickname for Dave Haywood: Who? (Oh yes, he’s the other one in Lady Antebellum, right? So Who? still works for me)
    20. Words of wisdom for Kenny Chesney: Retire
    21. Poorest treatment of a controversial subject: have to think about that one
    22. Song topic that really needs to be retired: I’m so country I have to tell you so in the lyrics, incessantly (because actually you’d never realise from the actual music)
    23. Next artist to go all patriotic when hits start drying up: John Rich
    24. Age at which you should take the Taylor Swift poster off your wall: Whatever age at which you get over being tone deaf
    25. Likely “special guest” at Rascal Flatts show: pass

  7. says

    1. Song that makes you turn off the radio: Unoriginal response, but ‘Should’ve Said No’ makes me reach for the knob every time.
    2. Worst imaginable duet partner: that underwear guy from Nashville Star
    3. Most likely to remake a Michael Bolton song: Wynonna
    4. Singer you’ve followed for the longest time: Reba
    5. Least convincing outlaw poser: Jason Aldean. Nice call, Mike.
    6. Could release anything and you’d buy it: Reba
    7. Could part the sea and you wouldn’t care: Carrie Underwood
    8. Female guilty of oversinging: Martina McBride
    9. Male guilty of oversinging: Gary LeVox
    10. Should stop trying to write own songs: ooh, good question … Kenny Chesney.
    11. Least likely to stagedive: Ronnie Dunn
    12. Number of country blogs you read daily: 10+
    13. Records the same thing over and over: George Strait, Trisha Yearwood
    14. Most distracting hairstyle: Kenny Rogers (beards count too)
    15. Favorite John Rich anecdote: n/a
    16. Unfairly the subject of much mockery: Jennifer Nettles’ accent
    17. The opposite of Dale Watson: Miley Cyrys/Taylor Swift
    18. Wouldn’t stand a chance at a regular job: ha! another good question. Chuck Wicks.
    19. Suggested nickname for Dave Haywood: who cares?
    20. Words of wisdom for Kenny Chesney: ‘Only frat boys and drunken chicks from the south like Jimmy Buffett.’
    21. Poorest treatment of a controversial subject: I don’t care to read about divorces and custody battles.
    22. Song topic that really needs to be retired: I’m country and here’s why.
    23. Next artist to go all patriotic when hits start drying up: Rodney Atkins. Wait. Next? Rascal Flatts.
    24. Age at which you should take the Taylor Swift poster off your wall: Why do you have a Taylor Swift poster on your wall?
    25. Likely “special guest” at Rascal Flatts show: The LA Looks hair gel spokesperson.

  8. says

    24. Age at which you should take the Taylor Swift poster off your wall: Why do you have a Taylor Swift poster on your wall?

    Don’t judge me, okay? It complements the decor.

    Interesting answers so far. And nearly 100% participation from the My Kind of Country team. Impressive!

  9. says

    I love questionnaires.

    1. Song that makes you turn off the radio: How many are we allowed to answer? I’ll say “I saw God Today”, it’s a fan fav I know, but that’s one stupid song.
    2. Worst imaginable duet partner: Martina McBride
    3. Most likely to remake a Michael Bolton song: Keith Urban
    4. Singer you’ve followed for the longest time: ‘hangs head in shame’ Garth Brooks
    5. Least convincing outlaw poser: Eric Church
    6. Could release anything and you’d buy it: Mike Stinson
    7. Could part the sea and you wouldn’t care: noone, if anyone could part the sea (or equally as unlikely put out a great legit country record) I’d care.
    8. Female guilty of oversinging: Carrie Underwood
    9. Male guilty of oversinging: James Otto
    10. Should stop trying to write own songs: ha.
    11. Least likely to stagedive: Ray Price
    12. Number of country blogs you read daily: 3
    13. Records the same thing over and over: Martina
    14. Most distracting hairstyle: James Ingram
    15. Favorite John Rich anecdote: sort of obscure, but when he ran down that contestant on Gone Country for not being sincere enough about country music.
    16. Unfairly the subject of much mockery: Taylor Swift
    17. The opposite of Dale Watson: Chuck Wicks, alternately, nothingness
    18. Wouldn’t stand a chance at a regular job: Garth
    19. Suggested nickname for Dave Haywood: who?
    20. Words of wisdom for Kenny Chesney: take a long vacation, like, a really long one
    21. Poorest treatment of a controversial subject: Eric Church – Lightning, that or his two pink lines. I hate that guys’ songs.
    22. Song topic that really needs to be retired: “don’t worry, everything is ok, I’m so lucky, omg”
    23. Next artist to go all patriotic when hits start drying up: James Otto
    24. Age at which you should take the Taylor Swift poster off your wall: 15
    25. Likely “special guest” at Rascal Flatts show: Richard Marx

  10. says

    1. Song that makes you turn off the radio: AJ “Country Boy”
    2. Worst imaginable duet partner: Cledus T. Judd
    3. Most likely to remake a Michael Bolton song: Chuck Wicks
    4. Singer you’ve followed for the longest time: Johnny Cash
    5. Least convincing outlaw poser: Eddie Montgomery
    6. Could release anything and you’d buy it: Gary Allan
    7. Could part the sea and you wouldn’t care: Chuck Wicks
    8. Female guilty of oversinging: Kellie Pickler
    9. Male guilty of oversinging: ?
    10. Should stop trying to write own songs: Alan Jackson
    11. Least likely to stagedive: Alan Jackson
    12. Number of country blogs you read daily: 6-7
    13. Records the same thing over and over: Nashville
    14. Most distracting hairstyle:
    15. Favorite John Rich anecdote: all of them that make him look foolish
    16. Unfairly the subject of much mockery:
    17. The opposite of Dale Watson: I think I’ve already answered that before ;)
    18. Wouldn’t stand a chance at a regular job: Kenny Chesney
    19. Suggested nickname for Dave Haywood: Scrufz
    20. Words of wisdom for Kenny Chesney: Just admit it already.
    21. Poorest treatment of a controversial subject: ?
    22. Song topic that really needs to be retired: Cancer/serious illness
    23. Next artist to go all patriotic when hits start drying up: Ronnie Dunn
    24. Age at which you should take the Taylor Swift poster off your wall: 14 years, 3 days
    25. Likely “special guest” at Rascal Flatts show: Autotuner

  11. Billy says

    1. Song that makes you turn off the radio: Chicken Fried – Zac Brown Band
    2. Worst imaginable duet partner: Jessica Simpson
    3. Most likely to remake a Michael Bolton song: Chuck Wicks
    4. Singer you’ve followed for the longest time: Martina McBride
    5. Least convincing outlaw poser: Jason Aldean
    6. Could release anything and you’d buy it: Martina McBride/George Strait
    7. Could part the sea and you wouldn’t care: Tim McGraw, I’ve never really liked him.
    8. Female guilty of oversinging: Carrie.
    9. Male guilty of oversinging: Craig Morgan/Gary LeVox
    10. Should stop trying to write own songs: Kenny Chesney
    11. Least likely to stagedive: Dave Haywood
    12. Number of country blogs you read daily: Four.
    13. Records the same thing over and over: Rascal Flatts
    14. Most distracting hairstyle: Billy Ray Cyrus
    15. Favorite John Rich anecdote: Raisin’ McCain.
    16. Unfairly the subject of much mockery: Taylor Swift
    17. The opposite of Dale Watson: Gary LeVox
    18. Wouldn’t stand a chance at a regular job: John Rich
    19. Suggested nickname for Dave Haywood: Kix Brooks
    20. Words of wisdom for Kenny Chesney: Take the Ego Parrot off of your shoulder.
    21. Poorest treatment of a controversial subject: I really don’t know.
    22. Song topic that really needs to be retired: Slice of country living.
    23. Next artist to go all patriotic when hits start drying up: Kenny Chesney
    24. Age at which you should take the Taylor Swift poster off your wall: 17.
    25. Likely “special guest” at Rascal Flatts show:

  12. plain_jo says

    1. Song that makes you turn off the radio: Anything by Rascal Flatts
    2. Worst imaginable duet partner: Taylor Swift
    3. Most likely to remake a Michael Bolton song: Blake Shelton
    4. Singer you’ve followed for the longest time: Brooks & Dunn
    5. Least convincing outlaw poser: james otto
    6. Could release anything and you’d buy it: George Strait
    7. Could part the sea and you wouldn’t care: Carrie Underwood
    8. Female guilty of oversinging: Faith Hill
    9. Male guilty of oversinging: Gary LeVox
    10. Should stop trying to write own songs: Toby Keith
    11. Least likely to stagedive: George Strait
    12. Number of country blogs you read daily: 3
    13. Records the same thing over and over: Brad Paisley
    14. Most distracting hairstyle: the guys in Lady A
    15. Favorite John Rich anecdote: Gone country- should be named gone crazy, cuz it ain’t country
    16. Unfairly the subject of much mockery: Kix Brooks
    17. The opposite of Dale Watson: Gary LeVox
    18. Wouldn’t stand a chance at a regular job: Chuck Wicks
    19. Suggested nickname for Dave Haywood: woody
    20. Words of wisdom for Kenny Chesney: stop wearing girl pants and smackin’ your thigh during your shows
    21. Poorest treatment of a controversial subject: Buddy Jewell- This Ain’t Mexico
    22. Song topic that really needs to be retired: cinderella
    23. Next artist to go all patriotic when hits start drying up: Rodney Atkins
    24. Age at which you should take the Taylor Swift poster off your wall: 15
    25. Likely “special guest” at Rascal Flatts show: Amy Winehouse

  13. says

    I really like this questionaire thing – and loved reading all the responses.

    And I have one more thing to add to ‘advice for Kenny Chesney': Stop that annoying head-tick thing you do after each line in a song. There’s nothing over there, man.

  14. Trevor says

    1. Song that makes you turn off the radio: America by Rodney Atkins
    2. Worst imaginable duet partner: The guy from Sugarland
    3. Most likely to remake a Michael Bolton song: John Michael Montgomery
    4. Singer you’ve followed for the longest time: Blake Shelton
    5. Least convincing outlaw poser: Trent Tomlinson
    6. Could release anything and you’d buy it: Blake Shelton
    7. Could part the sea and you wouldn’t care: Lonestar
    8. Female guilty of oversinging: Carrie Underwood
    9. Male guilty of oversinging: Terri Clark
    10. Should stop trying to write own songs: Kenny Chesney
    11. Least likely to stagedive: Wynonna
    12. Number of country blogs you read daily: 1
    13. Records the same thing over and over: Kenny Chesney
    14. Most distracting hairstyle: Brett Manning from the Can You Duet show
    15. Favorite John Rich anecdote: This town’s all about getting pussy.
    16. Unfairly the subject of much mockery: Writers of Honkytonk Badonkadonk
    17. The opposite of Dale Watson: Watson Dale
    18. Wouldn’t stand a chance at a regular job: Danielle Peck
    19. Suggested nickname for Dave Haywood: ‘Thanks Guys’ Haywood
    20. Words of wisdom for Kenny Chesney: Rich on no talent? I want wisdom from him.
    21. Poorest treatment of a controversial subject: Alyssa Lies
    22. Song topic that really needs to be retired: The song about how country I am.
    23. Next artist to go all patriotic when hits start drying up: Craig Morgan
    24. Age at which you should take the Taylor Swift poster off your wall: 40
    25. Likely “special guest” at Rascal Flatts show: Whoever wins American Idol

  15. idlewildsouth says

    1. Song that makes you turn off the radio: “Our Song”
    2. Worst imaginable duet partner: William Hung
    3. Most likely to remake a Michael Bolton song: John Michael Montgomery
    4. Singer you’ve followed for the longest time: Garth Brooks
    5. Least convincing outlaw poser: David Allen Coe
    6. Could release anything and you’d buy it: Steeldrivers/Jamey Johnson
    7. Could part the sea and you wouldn’t care: Julianne Hough
    8. Female guilty of oversinging: Martina
    9. Male guilty of oversinging: Gary Levox
    10. Should stop trying to write own songs: the easy answer…Kenny Chesney
    11. Least likely to stagedive: Earl Scruggs
    12. Number of country blogs you read daily: 2 or 3
    13. Records the same thing over and over: Keith Urban
    14. Most distracting hairstyle: Gary Levox
    15. Favorite John Rich anecdote: the awful house hes wanting to build
    16. Unfairly the subject of much mockery: Garth Brooks
    17. The opposite of Dale Watson: Cowboy Troy
    18. Wouldn’t stand a chance at a regular job: None of them would…thats why they sing
    19. Suggested nickname for Dave Haywood: Tres
    20. Words of wisdom for Kenny Chesney: Get over that Zellwegger chick
    21. Poorest treatment of a controversial subject: Ill go with Buddy Jewell
    22. Song topic that really needs to be retired: ‘im country’
    23. Next artist to go all patriotic when hits start drying up: Jason Aldean
    24. Age at which you should take the Taylor Swift poster off your wall: you shouldnt have her poster on your wall
    25. Likely “special guest” at Rascal Flatts show: Justin Timberlake

  16. idlewildsouth says

    To Hollerin’ Ben, we had a lead guitar player that absolutely loved “I Saw God Today” and would play that song every single chance he had. Many a times I considered letting him see God in person.

  17. says

    1. Song that makes you turn off the radio:
    Most of them these days, really.

    2. Worst imaginable duet partner:
    Jessica Simpson

    3. Most likely to remake a Michael Bolton song:
    I think Wynonna is a good choice here too.

    4. Singer you’ve followed for the longest time:
    Vince Gill

    5. Least convincing outlaw poser:
    James Otto (though I like him) or Jason Aldean (I don’t like him though)

    6. Could release anything and you’d buy it:
    Vince Gill…and I do

    7. Could part the sea and you wouldn’t care:
    Toby Keith…I think he’s pretty sure he can already

    8. Female guilty of oversinging:
    Carrie Underwood, Martina McBride, Faith Hill…Oh, you said “female, not females”…And I have so many more to list…

    9. Male guilty of oversinging:
    Garth Brooks, though I still love the guy… Gary Levox is just a given…

    10. Should stop trying to write own songs:
    I don’t want anyone to stop trying to write their own songs.

    11. Least likely to stagedive:
    Vince Gill:)

    12. Number of country blogs you read daily:
    a bunch…not all of them are even country, believe it or not.

    13. Records the same thing over and over:
    George Strait and Alan Jackson (though I like it that way), Kenny Chesney (not lovin’ it so much)

    14. Most distracting hairstyle:

    15. Favorite John Rich anecdote:
    I don’t actually like any of them. He’s a jerk and I hate jerks, except for myself, of course.:)

    16. Unfairly the subject of much mockery:
    Oh…nothing should be off limits when it comes to mockery.

    17. The opposite of Dale Watson:
    I dunno…not much for Watson.

    18. Wouldn’t stand a chance at a regular job:
    John Rich seems like a good choice to me.

    19. Suggested nickname for Dave Haywood:
    Kristen Hall…hahaha!

    20. Words of wisdom for Kenny Chesney:
    Don’t know where to start…

    21. Poorest treatment of a controversial subject:
    “This Ain’t Mexico”

    22. Song topic that really needs to be retired:
    I don’t know that any should be retired, just done better.

    23. Next artist to go all patriotic when hits start drying up:
    Trace Adkins

    24. Age at which you should take the Taylor Swift poster off your wall:

    25. Likely “special guest” at Rascal Flatts show:
    Jamie Fox? Then again, I think latest American Idol is a good answer too!

  18. says

    1. Song that makes you turn off the radio: Anything by Taylor Swift
    2. Worst imaginable duet partner: See above
    3. Most likely to remake a Michael Bolton song: John Michael Montgomery
    4. Singer you’ve followed for the longest time: Garth Brooks
    5. Least convincing outlaw poser: James Otto
    6. Could release anything and you’d buy it: George Strait
    7. Could part the sea and you wouldn’t care: Carrie Underwood
    8. Female guilty of oversinging: Carry Underwood
    9. Male guilty of oversinging: Gary Levox
    10. Should stop trying to write own songs: Alan Jackson
    11. Least likely to stagedive: Merle Haggard
    12. Number of country blogs you read daily: 3
    13. Records the same thing over and over: Rascal Flatts
    14. Most distracting hairstyle: Gary Levox
    15. Favorite John Rich anecdote: Don’t care
    16. Unfairly the subject of much mockery: Jennifer Nettles’ accent
    17. The opposite of Dale Watson: Taylor Swift
    18. Wouldn’t stand a chance at a regular job: John Rich
    19. Suggested nickname for Dave Haywood: That One
    20. Words of wisdom for Kenny Chesney: I enjoy the island music, but mix in a little more country like your earlier stuff.
    21. Poorest treatment of a controversial subject: “It’s Not Supposed To Go Like That” – Rascal Flatts
    22. Song topic that really needs to be retired: country life
    23. Next artist to go all patriotic when hits start drying up: Brooks & Dunn
    24. Age at which you should take the Taylor Swift poster off your wall: It never should have been there to begin with.
    25. Likely “special guest” at Rascal Flatts show: Justin Timberlake

  19. says

    1. Song that makes you turn off the radio: “Boot Scootin’ Boogie”
    2. Worst imaginable duet partner: Jessica Simpson?
    3. Most likely to remake a Michael Bolton song: Chuck Wicks
    4. Singer you’ve followed for the longest time: Collin Raye/Vince Gill
    5. Least convincing outlaw poser: Jason Aldean
    6. Could release anything and you’d buy it: See #4
    7. Could part the sea and you wouldn’t care: Jessica Simpson
    8. Female guilty of oversinging: Jessica Simpson
    9. Male guilty of oversinging: Gary LeVox
    10. Should stop trying to write own songs: Chris Cagle/Jessica Simpson
    11. Least likely to stagedive: George Strait
    12. Number of country blogs you read daily: 4-5
    13. Records the same thing over and over: George Strait and Rascal Flatts
    14. Most distracting hairstyle: Taylor Swift’s guitarist
    15. Favorite John Rich anecdote: He was kicked out of Lonestar!
    16. Unfairly the subject of much mockery: Jimmy Wayne
    17. The opposite of Dale Watson: Gary LeVox
    18. Wouldn’t stand a chance at a regular job: Richie McDonald
    19. Suggested nickname for Dave Haywood: Shaggy
    20. Words of wisdom for Kenny Chesney: Cruzin’ Country Cruise Ships need country too.
    21. Poorest treatment of a controversial subject: “This Ain’t Mexico”
    22. Song topic that really needs to be retired: “I’m From The Country/I’m Country…etc
    23. Next artist to go all patriotic when hits start drying up: Kenny Chesney
    24. Age at which you should take the Taylor Swift poster off your wall: 17
    25. Likely “special guest” at Rascal Flatts show: Will.I.Am

  20. Annie says

    1. Song that makes you turn off the radio: that ooh ooh song by Sugarland
    2. Worst imaginable duet partner: Taylor Swift
    3. Most likely to remake a Michael Bolton song: Carrie Underwood
    4. Singer you’ve followed for the longest time: Willie
    5. Least convincing outlaw poser: Dierks Bently
    6. Could release anything and you’d buy it: John Rich
    7. Could part the sea and you wouldn’t care: Garth Brooks
    8. Female guilty of oversinging: Carrie Underwood
    9. Male guilty of oversinging: Gary LeVox
    10. Should stop trying to write own songs: Jessica Simpson
    11. Least likely to stagedive: Martina
    12. Number of country blogs you read daily: 5 or 6
    13. Records the same thing over and over: Rascal Flatts
    14. Most distracting hairstyle: the guys in Rascal Flatts
    15. Favorite John Rich anecdote: Well, I loved the p**** comment Trevor made…
    18. Wouldn’t stand a chance at a regular job: Jessica Simpson
    22. Song topic that really needs to be retired:”I’m sooo country”….
    23. Next artist to go all patriotic when hits start drying up: Kenny Chesney
    24. Age at which you should take the Taylor Swift poster off your wall: 14
    25. Likely “special guest” at Rascal Flatts show: Jamie Fox

  21. Jordan Stacey says

    1. Song that makes you turn off the radio: Rascal Flatts “Bob THat Head”

    2. Worst imaginable duet partner: Trisha Yearwood, but only because you have to compare to Trisha Yearwood.

    3. Most likely to remake a Michael Bolton song: John Rich

    4. Singer you’ve followed for the longest time: Alan Jackson

    5. Least convincing outlaw poser: John Rich

    6. Could release anything and you’d buy it: Lee Ann Womack

    7. Could part the sea and you wouldn’t care: Rascal Flatts

    8. Female guilty of oversinging: Martina McBride

    9. Male guilty of oversinging: Gary LeVox

    10. Should stop trying to write own songs: Martina McBride, just record some Matraca Berg and we’ll all be happier.

    11. Least likely to stagedive: George Strait

    12. Number of country blogs you read daily: 5

    13. Records the same thing over and over: Kenny Chesney, Rascal Flatts, Taylor Swift, Martina McBride…etc.

    14. Most distracting hairstyle: Emily West, just look at her video she posted on her myspace to see what I mean.

    15. Favorite John Rich anecdote: should I have one?

    16. Unfairly the subject of much mockery: Kellie Pickler

    17. The opposite of Dale Watson: Jessica Simpson

    18. Wouldn’t stand a chance at a regular job: Toby Keith

    19. Suggested nickname for Dave Haywood: Daywood???

    20. Words of wisdom for Kenny Chesney: Move away from the beach or else!

    21. Poorest treatment of a controversial subject: Buddy Jewell “This Ain’t Mexico”

    22. Song topic that really needs to be retired: “I’m From THe Country, Where I’m From, Hicktown, Corn Fed, Redneck Woman, It’s America, THese Are My People, etc.

    23. Next artist to go all patriotic when hits start drying up: Tim McGraw

    24. Age at which you should take the Taylor Swift poster off your wall: before you can walk.

    25. Likely “special guest” at Rascal Flatts show: Jo Dee Messina?

  22. joe says

    1. Song that makes you turn off the radio: by the time any single reaches the top five, and every station is playing it every other hour, it has reached the point of overkill for me.

    2. Worst imaginable duet partner: Aretha seems very competitive when she shares the stage. And, of course, she always wins.

    3. Most likely to remake a Michael Bolton song: Rascal Flatts

    4. Singer you’ve followed for the longest time: Sylvia. Unfortunately, there’s not often been a lot to follow.

    5. Least convincing outlaw poser: I’d like to see the results of a poll of the most convincing outlaw posers.

    6. Could release anything and you’d buy it: Reba. And I did; remember that Diane Warren charity single? Woof.

    7. Could part the sea and you wouldn’t care: any one of those outlaw posers, I guess, but mostly because I can’t tell any of them apart.

    8. Female guilty of oversinging: Jennifer Nettles is getting better at not just wailing through every single note (i.e. Down in Mississippi)

    9. Male guilty of oversinging: LeVox is a given, yes, but we should be grateful at least that he hits the notes. It could be much worse.

    10. Should stop trying to write own songs: Ten years ago I’d have said Clint Black. Imagine where he’d be now? (Probably on “The Apprentice” anyway).

    11. Least likely to stagedive: George Strait

    12. Number of country blogs you read daily: Two

    13. Records the same thing over and over: Strait, Jackson, Chesney — all the superstars (and I honestly didn’t realize this until I typed the names).

    14. Most distracting hairstyle: Ronnie Dunn. Still.

    15. Favorite John Rich anecdote: Speaking on behalf of Johnny Cash without realizing Rosanne would come bustin’ out from nowhere to set him straight.

    16. Unfairly the subject of much mockery: Carrie Underwood, Taylor Swift. Especially online, any sort of criticism is immediately overshadowed by vitriol.

    17. The opposite of Dale Watson: I’m too lazy to Google him. No idea.

    18. Wouldn’t stand a chance at a regular job: any of these stars.

    19. Suggested nickname for Dave Haywood: I’d no idea who he was until someone earlier suggested Kristen Hall … and then I IMMEDIATELY figured out who he is. So I’ll have to second that vote.

    20. Words of wisdom for Kenny Chesney: Diversify. Just, in any way, please.

    21. Poorest treatment of a controversial subject: country’s top echelon being afraid of the red ribbon back in the early 90s (props to Kathy Mattea for standing up to them)

    22. Song topic that really needs to be retired: “I’m so country and here’s a list of country things that I am. That rhyme.”

    23. Next artist to go all patriotic when hits start drying up: any one of them after so much as one poorly selling album (or two, in the case of less pandering stars).

    24. Age at which you should take the Taylor Swift poster off your wall: Hey … whenever you’re damn well ready. Unless I happen to share the room where that poster hangs.

    25. Likely “special guest” at Rascal Flatts show: some pop star who hasn’t figured out their presence won’t assist their entry, or diversify their fanbase, into the country market.

  23. Vicki says

    1. Song that makes you turn off the radio: Most Taylor Swift songs
    2. Worst imaginable duet partner: Taylor Swift
    3. Most likely to remake a Michael Bolton song: Martina McBride
    4. Singer you’ve followed for the longest time: Randy Travis
    5. Least convincing outlaw poser: don’t know
    6. Could release anything and you’d buy it: Carrie Underwood
    7. Could part the sea and you wouldn’t care: Taylor Swift
    8. Female guilty of oversinging: Carrie Underwood
    9. Male guilty of oversinging: James Otto
    10. Should stop trying to write own songs: Sorry, Alan Jackson
    11. Least likely to stagedive: Randy Travis
    12. Number of country blogs you read daily: 5
    13. Records the same thing over and over: Toby Keith
    14. Most distracting hairstyle: Gary Levox
    15. Favorite John Rich anecdote: “I know who Johnny Cash would vote for” C’mon..
    16. Unfairly the subject of much mockery: Gretchen Wilson
    17. The opposite of Dale Watson:Charles Kelley
    18. Wouldn’t stand a chance at a regular job: John Rich-his mouth would get in the way.
    19. Suggested nickname for Dave Haywood: “the ugly one”
    20. Words of wisdom for Kenny Chesney: “Vocal Coach”
    21. Poorest treatment of a controversial subject:
    22. Song topic that really needs to be retired: “Cheaters”
    23. Next artist to go all patriotic when hits start drying up: Jason Aldean
    24. Age at which you should take the Taylor Swift poster off your wall: Why would I have her on my wall? AS a “bullseye?”
    25. Likely “special guest” at Rascal Flatts show: Anyone who can get them more fans but yet not bigger than they are.

  24. Lanibug says

    1. Song that makes you turn off the radio: anything by Carrie Underwood
    2. Worst imaginable duet partner: Carried Underwood
    3. Most likely to remake a Michael Bolton song: Rascal Flatts
    4. Singer you’ve followed for the longest time: Terri Clark
    5. Least convincing outlaw poser: Rhett Atkins
    6. Could release anything and you’d buy it: Miranda Lamber
    7. Could part the sea and you wouldn’t care: Carrie Underwood
    8. Female guilty of oversinging: Carrie Underwood
    9. Male guilty of oversinging: Gary LeVox
    10. Should stop trying to write own songs: Taylor Swift
    11. Least likely to stagedive: Taylor Swift
    12. Number of country blogs you read daily: 5
    13. Records the same thing over and over: Keith Urban
    14. Most distracting hairstyle: Rascal Flatts
    15. Favorite John Rich anecdote: any of them….
    16. Unfairly the subject of much mockery: Trent Tomlinson…
    17. The opposite of Dale Watson: ????
    18. Wouldn’t stand a chance at a regular job: Kellie Pickler
    19. Suggested nickname for Dave Haywood: no clue
    20. Words of wisdom for Kenny Chesney: stop trying to be the next Jimmy Buffet
    21. Poorest treatment of a controversial subject:
    22. Song topic that really needs to be retired:????
    23. Next artist to go all patriotic when hits start drying up: depends on how this economy keeps going….
    24. Age at which you should take the Taylor Swift poster off your wall: that would mean that I have them on my wall, that would be the hubby who adores her
    25. Likely “special guest” at Rascal Flatts show: Britney Spears

  25. KathyP says

    1. Song that makes you turn off the radio: anything by Taylor Swift
    2. Worst imaginable duet partner: Taylor Swift
    3. Most likely to remake a Michael Bolton song: Taylor Swift (no, not really – too much young ego to record an ‘old’ standard)
    4. Singer you’ve followed for the longest time: CDB, Skynyrd, Trick Pony (RIP)
    5. Least convincing outlaw poser: Jason Aldean
    6. Could release anything and you’d buy it: Alison Krauss, Miranda, Shooter
    7. Could part the sea and you wouldn’t care: Carrie
    8. Female guilty of oversinging: Martina
    9. Male guilty of oversinging: Phil Vassar
    10. Should stop trying to write own songs: Taylor Swift, please just disappear
    11. Least likely to stagedive: Chris LeDoux (sorry)
    12. Number of country blogs you read daily: 3-4
    13. Records the same thing over and over: Chesney
    14. Most distracting hairstyle: Jamey Johnson and his facial hair. somewhere under that beard is a decent looking man
    15. Favorite John Rich anecdote: just remember I play for tips (OK, so it’s a lyric)
    16. Unfairly the subject of much mockery: Dixie Chicks for their politics
    17. The opposite of Dale Watson: Jessica Simpson
    18. Wouldn’t stand a chance at a regular job: Jessica Simpson – remember when she had that reality show with ex-husband Nick? Dumber than a box of rocks.
    19. Suggested nickname for Dave Haywood: “Hay (sic) you?”
    20. Words of wisdom for Kenny Chesney: Don’t buy a house in Key West if you don’t intend to move in. In this economy you’ll lose.
    21. Poorest treatment of a controversial subject: Alyssa Lies
    22. Song topic that really needs to be retired: Martina’s victim songs
    23. Next artist to go all patriotic when hits start drying up: Bucky Covington (hits?)
    24. Age at which you should take the Taylor Swift poster off your wall: 18 max
    25. Likely “special guest” at Rascal Flatts show: Eminem

  26. Matt says

    1. Song that makes you turn off the radio: She’s Country
    2. Worst imaginable duet partner: Any rapper
    3. Most likely to remake a Michael Bolton song: John Michael Montgomery
    4. Singer you’ve followed for the longest time: Brad Paisley
    5. Least convincing outlaw poser: Troy Gentry
    6. Could release anything and you’d buy it: Eric Church
    7. Could part the sea and you wouldn’t care: Kenny Chesney
    8. Female guilty of oversinging: Carrie Underwood
    9. Male guilty of oversinging: Keith Anderson
    10. Should stop trying to write own songs: Jessica Simpson
    11. Least likely to stagedive: Faith Hill
    12. Number of country blogs you read daily: 4 (This one, the 9513, Country Universe, and Farce the Music)
    13. Records the same thing over and over: Hank Jr.
    14. Most distracting hairstyle: Jason Michael Carrol
    15. Favorite John Rich anecdote:
    16. Unfairly the subject of much mockery: Brad Paisley
    17. The opposite of Dale Watson: The Carter Twins (see CMT.com)
    18. Wouldn’t stand a chance at a regular job: Jessica Simpson
    19. Suggested nickname for Dave Haywood: Kix LeVox
    20. Words of wisdom for Kenny Chesney: “Put enough gas in your boat to get to your island, but not enough to return to the mainland”
    21. Poorest treatment of a controversial subject: Dixie Chicks
    22. Song topic that really needs to be retired: “I’m country”
    23. Next artist to go all patriotic when hits start drying up: Alan Jackson
    24. Age at which you should take the Taylor Swift poster off your wall: 18
    25. Likely “special guest” at Rascal Flatts show: N’Sync

  27. Linda says

    2. Worst imaginable duet partner: Jessica Simpson
    3. Most likely to remake a Michael Bolton song: Sugarland
    4. Singer you’ve followed for the longest time: Shania Twain
    6. Could release anything and you’d buy it: Shania Twain
    7. Could part the sea and you wouldn’t care: Shania Twain
    8. Female guilty of oversinging: Martina McBride
    10. Should stop trying to write own songs:
    11. Least likely to stagedive:
    12. Number of country blogs you read daily: 5
    13. Records the same thing over and over: George Strait
    16. Unfairly the subject of much mockery: Shania Twain
    18. Wouldn’t stand a chance at a regular job: John Rich
    20. Words of wisdom for Kenny Chesney: Learn to be humble
    21. Poorest treatment of a controversial subject: Dixie Chicks
    22. Song topic that really needs to be retired: Singing about being country
    23. Next artist to go all patriotic when hits start drying up: Kenny Chesney

  28. Courtney says

    1. Song that makes you turn off the radio: country boy, alan jackson/ bob that head, rascal flatts,any song by carrie underwood or juliane hough, she’s country by jason aldean, and i’ll stop now
    2. Worst imaginable duet partner: rascal flatts and carrie underwood
    3. Most likely to remake a Michael Bolton song: rascal flatts
    4. Singer you’ve followed for the longest time: keith urban
    5. Least convincing outlaw poser: Jason Aldean
    6. Could release anything and you’d buy it: miranda lambert
    7. Could part the sea and you wouldn’t care: kenny chesney
    8. Female guilty of oversinging: carrie underwood and martina
    9. Male guilty of oversinging:
    10. Should stop trying to write own songs: carrie underwood
    11. Least likely to stagedive: george strait
    12. Number of country blogs you read daily: 0-2
    13. Records the same thing over and over: kenny chesney
    14. Most distracting hairstyle: jason michael carrol
    15. Favorite John Rich anecdote:
    16. Unfairly the subject of much mockery:
    17. The opposite of Dale Watson:
    18. Wouldn’t stand a chance at a regular job: juliane hough
    19. Suggested nickname for Dave Haywood: woodie
    20. Words of wisdom for Kenny Chesney: try to sing a song about a new subject with no beach
    21. Poorest treatment of a controversial subject:
    22. Song topic that really needs to be retired: country pride
    23. Next artist to go all patriotic when hits start drying up: alan jackson (sorry, but that’s what his new cd seems to be)
    24. Age at which you should take the Taylor Swift poster off your wall: 16
    25. Likely “special guest” at Rascal Flatts show: Carrie Underwood or Juliane Hough

  29. Lori says

    I LOVED THIS! Hope you do more in the future.

    1. Song that makes you turn off the radio:
    “Bob That Head” – Rascal Flatts

    2. Worst imaginable duet partner:
    Randy Owen (lead singer of Alabama),
    only ’cause I don’t think there would be enough room for both me and his ego in the recording studio and/or on stage. @@

    3. Most likely to remake a Michael Bolton song:
    I’m confident Billy Currington could pull it off.

    4. Singer you’ve followed for the longest time:
    George Strait

    5. Least convincing outlaw poser:
    I couldn’t pick just one, so . . .
    Jason Aldean,
    Troy Montgomery (of Montgomery Gentry),
    and Big & Rich.

    Outlaws don’t “claim” to be outlaws, they just are.

    6. Could release anything and you’d buy it:
    Again, George Strait.
    Also, Miranda Lambert.

    7. Could part the sea and you wouldn’t care:
    Darryl Worley

    8. Female guilty of oversinging:
    Jessica Simpson

    9. Male guilty of oversinging:
    Gary LeVox (lead singer of Rascal Flatts)
    He doesn’t need to he has great voice . . . now if he’d only put it to better use.

    10. Should stop trying to write own songs:
    Umm … Carrie Underwood.
    Every songwriter has GOT to be sending her their best songs, right?
    Where are they?
    I only see a couple. :o/

    11. Least likely to stagedive:
    George Strait or Dolly Parton.
    LMBO
    Could you imagine?! ROTFL

    12. Number of country blogs you read daily:
    4

    13. Records the same thing over and over:
    Ummm … Kenny Chesney and his island songs.
    I like a few but for the most part they are unrelatable to us poor folks who don’t have $$ to fly off to the islands. :o(((
    Also Rodney Adkins.
    Love him personally though.

    14. Most distracting hairstyle:
    Joe Don’s of Rascal Flatts, often looks like roadkill

    15. Favorite John Rich anecdote:
    that stupid ‘Gone Country’ series of his on CMT @@

    16. Unfairly the subject of much mockery:
    Jessica Simpson
    (not a huge fan of her music, although she doesn’t make me squirm)
    But leave the girl alone already!

    17. The opposite of Dale Watson:
    Don’t know enough about him to answer this one

    18. Wouldn’t stand a chance at a regular job:
    Jessica Simpson, Carrie Underwood, Kelly Picker … they’ve been pampered for too long

    19. Suggested nickname for Dave Haywood:
    I’m a LOST junkie so he totally reminds me of the character Daniel Faraday, the physicist.

    Well, doesn’t he?!?!?

    20. Words of wisdom for Kenny Chesney:
    Quit bragging about how many sexual partners you have had! (Was that article true?)
    *ICK*
    It #1. makes you look like a jerk (even though we know your not a choir boy)
    or
    #2. makes you appear to play for the other team
    (which, ya’ll, is the context in which he made the comments, just so ya know)

    Unclassy to say the least.

    21. Poorest treatment of a controversial subject:
    Dixie Chicks
    That ‘Not Ready To Make Nice’ STILL ticks me off.
    If it were about a different topic, I may have liked it.

    22. Song topic that really needs to be retired:
    Songs about skanky bar girls wearing next to nothing and the way they move.
    *hand me a bucket, barf*

    23. Next artist to go all patriotic when hits start drying up:
    I’ll say Kenny Chesney ’cause he never really has been. (not meant as an insult)

    24. Age at which you should take the Taylor Swift poster off your wall:
    19

    25. Likely “special guest” at Rascal Flatts show:
    Elton John LOL

  30. Dallas says

    1. Song that makes you turn off the radio: “Tequila on ice” by Darryl Worley
    2. Worst imaginable duet partner: Keith Urban
    3. Most likely to remake a Michael Bolton song: Phil Vassar
    4. Singer you’ve followed for the longest time: Gary Allan/Alan Jackson
    5. Least convincing outlaw poser: John Rich
    6. Could release anything and you’d buy it: Gary Allan
    7. Could part the sea and you wouldn’t care: Phil Vsssar
    8. Female guilty of oversinging: Kellie Pickler/Martina
    9. Male guilty of oversinging: Deirks Bentley
    10. Should stop trying to write own songs: Kenny Chesney
    11. Least likely to stagedive: Kenny Rogers
    12. Number of country blogs you read daily:1-3
    13. Records the same thing over and over: Kenny Chesney/Rodney Atkins
    14. Most distracting hairstyle: Gary LeVox
    15. Favorite John Rich anecdote: all of them
    16. Unfairly the subject of much mockery: Jessica Simpson
    17. The opposite of Dale Watson:
    18. Wouldn’t stand a chance at a regular job: Jessica Simpson
    19. Suggested nickname for Dave Haywood: That other guy
    20. Words of wisdom for Kenny Chesney: Are you turtely enough for the turtle club?
    21. Poorest treatment of a controversial subject: Dixie Chicks
    22. Song topic that really needs to be retired: I’m so country
    23. Next artist to go all patriotic when hits start drying up: Tim McGraw
    24. Age at which you should take the Taylor Swift poster off your wall: 15-17
    25. Likely “special guest” at Rascal Flatts show: anyone not country

  31. Adam says

    1. Song that makes you turn off the radio: Country Boy or She’s Country
    2. Worst imaginable duet partner: Josh Gracin
    3. Most likely to remake a Michael Bolton song: James Otto
    4. Singer you’ve followed for the longest time: Toby Keith
    5. Least convincing outlaw poser: Clay Davidson
    6. Could release anything and you’d buy it: Gary Allan
    7. Could part the sea and you wouldn’t care: Kenny Chesney
    8. Female guilty of oversinging: Carrie Underwood
    9. Male guilty of oversinging: Toby Keith
    10. Should stop trying to write own songs: Kellie Pickler
    11. Least likely to stage dive: George Jones
    12. Number of country blogs you read daily: 0
    13. Records the same thing over and over: George Strait
    14. Most distracting hairstyle: Lyle Lovett
    15. Favorite John Rich anecdote: None
    16. Unfairly the subject of much mockery: Dierks Bentley
    17. The opposite of Dale Watson: Who?
    18. Wouldn’t stand a chance at a regular job: Chuck Wicks
    19. Suggested nickname for Dave Haywood: Who?
    20. Words of wisdom for Kenny Chesney: Quit before someone tells you how awful you are!
    21. Poorest treatment of a controversial subject: ????
    22. Song topic that really needs to be retired: his, hers, your, my countryness
    23. Next artist to go all patriotic when hits start drying up: Chuck Wicks
    24. Age at which you should take the Taylor Swift poster off your wall: You should never put it up
    25. Likely “special guest” at Rascal Flatts show: Britney Spears

  32. says

    1. Song that makes you turn off the radio: ANY SUGARLAND SONG
    2. Worst imaginable duet partner: Luke Bryan
    3. Most likely to remake a Michael Bolton song: Rascal Flatts
    4. Singer you’ve followed for the longest time: Waylon Jennings
    5. Least convincing outlaw poser: John Rich
    6. Could release anything and you’d buy it: Dwight Yoakam
    7. Could part the sea and you wouldn’t care: Kenny Chesney
    8. Female guilty of oversinging: Reba McEntire
    9. Male guilty of oversinging: Josh Turner (gotta make sure you hit the lowest note possible Hoss!)
    10. Should stop trying to write own songs: Clint Black
    11. Least likely to stage dive: Alan Jackson
    12. Number of country blogs you read daily: 2
    13. Records the same thing over and over: George Strait
    14. Most distracting hairstyle: Jason Michael Carrol
    15. Favorite John Rich anecdote: “Everybody should be grindin’!” (see youtube clip)
    16. Unfairly the subject of much mockery: Jason Aldean (we got a personal history)
    17. The opposite of Dale Watson: basically almost every male country singer on the radio today
    18. Wouldn’t stand a chance at a regular job: Willie Nelson
    19. Suggested nickname for Dave Haywood: Who?
    20. Words of wisdom for Kenny Chesney: Don’t pull a Ty Herndon.
    21. Poorest treatment of a controversial subject: Ty Herndon
    22. Song topic that really needs to be retired: tractors
    23. Next artist to go all patriotic when hits start drying up: Craig Morgan
    24. Age at which you should take the Taylor Swift poster off your wall: 13
    25. Likely “special guest” at Rascal Flatts show: Adam Lambert

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