Comments on: The Country Questionnaire, Part V http://www.countrycalifornia.com/the-country-questionnaire-part-v/ Country music. Seriously. Mon, 06 Sep 2010 22:32:08 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 By: plain_jo http://www.countrycalifornia.com/the-country-questionnaire-part-v/#comment-8030 plain_jo Sun, 17 Jan 2010 02:13:24 +0000 http://www.countrycalifornia.com/?p=2363#comment-8030 Seven Vern Gosdins ago is a great song! Seven Vern Gosdins ago is a great song!

]]> By: Jessica http://www.countrycalifornia.com/the-country-questionnaire-part-v/#comment-8023 Jessica Sat, 16 Jan 2010 04:36:42 +0000 http://www.countrycalifornia.com/?p=2363#comment-8023 Ya'll are cracking me up....here are my answers.... 1. Poor choice to play Merle in Haggard biopic: Neil Patrick Harris 2. Age at which Cash Rich will come to hate his name: Age 3 3. Gloriana’s shelf life: Wait - they are still around? 4. Songwriter whose name guarantees quality: Jamey Johnson 5. Not on Jimmy Wayne’s iPod: Hank Williams 6. Unlikely to star in own Reba-style sitcom: Lee Ann Rimes 7. Wildly overrated artist/band: Carrie Underwood 8. Next country star to cover Nickelback: Jason Aldean 9. Good album with one terrible misstep: Luke Bryan's latest had a few misteps and then good ones 10. Surprising (made-up) fact about Kenny Chesney: Hair Club for Men President 11. Hackneyed three-act story song: Too many to name 12. Your single favorite instrument: Mandolin 13. Something Kris Kristofferson wouldn’t say: Pants on the ground...looking like a fool with yo pants on the ground.... 14. Unconvincing rebuttal to a negative review: "like omg you are WrOnG!" 15. Song about burning something: Ashes by Now - Lee Ann Womack 16. Words of wisdom for Reba: I have none... 17. On a scale of 1 to 10, sexiness of line “watch the cup I’m spitting my dip inside”: 10+ (joking) 18. On a scale of 0 to 2, how many seconds Jake Owen would last on a bull: 2 19. Probably won’t be returning Country California’s calls: Jessica Simpson 20. Someone whose music you need to investigate further: Wade Bowen 21. Why Jim Malec hates Carrie Underwood so much: She is engaged to a hockey guy and Jim doesn't puck around. 22. Next celebrity to record vanity country project: Chuck Norris 23. Thought that commonly goes through Justin Moore’s head: "I'm too sexy for this shirt..." 24. Foreign object discovered in Jamey Johnson’s beard: William Lee Golden's book of beard etiquette 25. Recommend a song: "Can't Cash My Checks" - Jamey Johnson...sung @ Farmaid Ya’ll are cracking me up….here are my answers….

1. Poor choice to play Merle in Haggard biopic: Neil Patrick Harris
2. Age at which Cash Rich will come to hate his name: Age 3
3. Gloriana’s shelf life: Wait – they are still around?
4. Songwriter whose name guarantees quality: Jamey Johnson
5. Not on Jimmy Wayne’s iPod: Hank Williams
6. Unlikely to star in own Reba-style sitcom: Lee Ann Rimes
7. Wildly overrated artist/band: Carrie Underwood
8. Next country star to cover Nickelback: Jason Aldean
9. Good album with one terrible misstep: Luke Bryan’s latest had a few misteps and then good ones
10. Surprising (made-up) fact about Kenny Chesney: Hair Club for Men President
11. Hackneyed three-act story song: Too many to name
12. Your single favorite instrument: Mandolin
13. Something Kris Kristofferson wouldn’t say: Pants on the ground…looking like a fool with yo pants on the ground….
14. Unconvincing rebuttal to a negative review: “like omg you are WrOnG!”
15. Song about burning something: Ashes by Now – Lee Ann Womack
16. Words of wisdom for Reba: I have none…
17. On a scale of 1 to 10, sexiness of line “watch the cup I’m spitting my dip inside”: 10+ (joking)
18. On a scale of 0 to 2, how many seconds Jake Owen would last on a bull: 2
19. Probably won’t be returning Country California’s calls: Jessica Simpson
20. Someone whose music you need to investigate further: Wade Bowen
21. Why Jim Malec hates Carrie Underwood so much: She is engaged to a hockey guy and Jim doesn’t puck around.
22. Next celebrity to record vanity country project: Chuck Norris
23. Thought that commonly goes through Justin Moore’s head: “I’m too sexy for this shirt…”
24. Foreign object discovered in Jamey Johnson’s beard: William Lee Golden’s book of beard etiquette
25. Recommend a song: “Can’t Cash My Checks” – Jamey Johnson…sung @ Farmaid

]]> By: Todd http://www.countrycalifornia.com/the-country-questionnaire-part-v/#comment-8021 Todd Sat, 16 Jan 2010 00:13:26 +0000 http://www.countrycalifornia.com/?p=2363#comment-8021 1. Poor choice to play Merle in Haggard biopic: Edwin Mccain 2. Age at which Cash Rich will come to hate his name: I heard he cries every time he hears it. 3. Gloriana’s shelf life: April 14 4. Songwriter whose name guarantees quality: Todd Snider 5. Not on Jimmy Wayne’s iPod: his own music, he knows that his music is a cancer causing agent. 6. Unlikely to star in own Reba-style sitcom: 7. Wildly overrated artist/band: Randy Houser 8. Next country star to cover Nickelback: Billy Joe Shaver 9. Good album with one terrible misstep: Waylon and Company, I prefer the first time that Waylon did "Just To Satisfy You" 10. Surprising (made-up) fact about Kenny Chesney: He is really 6 foot 4 11. Hackneyed three-act story song: Blake Shelton's Austin 12. Your single favorite instrument: dobro 13. Something Kris Kristofferson wouldn’t say: :"I am ready for Blade 4," wait a minute he probably would do another one(although Whister was dead in Blade 3), so how is this on for size, "I thought Johnny Cash was a hack." 14. Unconvincing rebuttal to a negative review: Well you know, you're 1 1/2 stars 15. Song about burning something: Smoke Smoke Smoke that Cigarette 16. Words of wisdom for Reba: Use dynamics, sparingly. 17. On a scale of 1 to 10, sexiness of line “watch the cup I’m spitting my dip inside”: 0 18. On a scale of 0 to 2, how many seconds Jake Owen would last on a bull:.0000000000001 19. Probably won’t be returning Country California’s calls: Jason Aldean 20. Someone whose music you need to investigate further: Al Dexter 21. Why Jim Malec hates Carrie Underwood so much: It came down between him and Mike Fisher. 22. Next celebrity to record vanity country project: Thora Birch 23. Thought that commonly goes through Justin Moore’s head: I Would love to redo "Back That Thing Up" as a duet with Juvenile 24. Foreign object discovered in Jamey Johnson’s beard: a whiskey bottle dated January 1, 1952 25. Recommend a song: Chris Ledoux's "Copenhagen"(inspired from number 18) 1. Poor choice to play Merle in Haggard biopic: Edwin Mccain
2. Age at which Cash Rich will come to hate his name: I heard he cries every time he hears it.
3. Gloriana’s shelf life: April 14
4. Songwriter whose name guarantees quality: Todd Snider
5. Not on Jimmy Wayne’s iPod: his own music, he knows that his music is a cancer causing agent.
6. Unlikely to star in own Reba-style sitcom:
7. Wildly overrated artist/band: Randy Houser
8. Next country star to cover Nickelback: Billy Joe Shaver
9. Good album with one terrible misstep: Waylon and Company, I prefer the first time that Waylon did “Just To Satisfy You”
10. Surprising (made-up) fact about Kenny Chesney: He is really 6 foot 4
11. Hackneyed three-act story song: Blake Shelton’s Austin
12. Your single favorite instrument: dobro
13. Something Kris Kristofferson wouldn’t say: :”I am ready for Blade 4,” wait a minute he probably would do another one(although Whister was dead in Blade 3), so how is this on for size, “I thought Johnny Cash was a hack.”
14. Unconvincing rebuttal to a negative review: Well you know, you’re 1 1/2 stars
15. Song about burning something: Smoke Smoke Smoke that Cigarette
16. Words of wisdom for Reba: Use dynamics, sparingly.
17. On a scale of 1 to 10, sexiness of line “watch the cup I’m spitting my dip inside”: 0
18. On a scale of 0 to 2, how many seconds Jake Owen would last on a bull:.0000000000001
19. Probably won’t be returning Country California’s calls: Jason Aldean
20. Someone whose music you need to investigate further: Al Dexter
21. Why Jim Malec hates Carrie Underwood so much: It came down between him and Mike Fisher.
22. Next celebrity to record vanity country project: Thora Birch
23. Thought that commonly goes through Justin Moore’s head: I Would love to redo “Back That Thing Up” as a duet with Juvenile
24. Foreign object discovered in Jamey Johnson’s beard: a whiskey bottle dated January 1, 1952
25. Recommend a song: Chris Ledoux’s “Copenhagen”(inspired from number 18)

]]> By: Stephen H. http://www.countrycalifornia.com/the-country-questionnaire-part-v/#comment-8018 Stephen H. Fri, 15 Jan 2010 17:00:26 +0000 http://www.countrycalifornia.com/?p=2363#comment-8018 (Wow, hit the wrong button far too early. Here's my continuation.) 10. Surprising (made-up) fact about Kenny Chesney: He was drafted in the 47th round by the Atlanta Braves in 1993. 11. Hackneyed three-act story song: I never much cared for "You'll Always Be My Baby", actually. 12. Your single favorite instrument: MANDOLIN! 13. Something Kris Kristofferson wouldn’t say: "She was playing Cinderella/Riding her first bike/Bouncing on the bed and looking for a pillow fight" 14. Unconvincing rebuttal to a negative review: Who should I trust more, a singer with ten number ones or an anonymous critic on the internet? 15. Song about burning something: "Trying to Hide a Fire in the Dark", Billy Dean 16. Words of wisdom for Reba: It may be far more rewarding in the long run, before you get too old, to try out something, I don't know, country again? 17. On a scale of 1 to 10, sexiness of line “watch the cup I’m spitting my dip inside”: 9. He can do amazing things with that cup to her, that's why he wants her to watch it. 18. On a scale of 0 to 2, how many seconds Jake Owen would last on a bull: 0; he wouldn't dare step foot on one in the first place. It might mess up his perfect teeth. 19. Probably won’t be returning Country California’s calls: Poland. 20. Someone whose music you need to investigate further: I heard it on Indiana 105, but don't know the artist, title, or any words. So I'm no help. 21. Why Jim Malec hates Carrie Underwood so much: She rejected him when he asked her out to coffee at some industry gathering. Also, she's vegetarian. 22. Next celebrity to record vanity country project: Now that he's getting airplay on country radio, Dave Koz. 23. Thought that commonly goes through Justin Moore’s head: "smalltownbackwoodscountryruralsmalltownbackwoodscountryrural..." 24. Foreign object discovered in Jamey Johnson’s beard: Balloon Boy. 25. Recommend a song: "Never Mind Me" by Big & Rich. (Wow, hit the wrong button far too early. Here’s my continuation.)

10. Surprising (made-up) fact about Kenny Chesney: He was drafted in the 47th round by the Atlanta Braves in 1993.
11. Hackneyed three-act story song: I never much cared for “You’ll Always Be My Baby”, actually.
12. Your single favorite instrument: MANDOLIN!
13. Something Kris Kristofferson wouldn’t say: “She was playing Cinderella/Riding her first bike/Bouncing on the bed and looking for a pillow fight”
14. Unconvincing rebuttal to a negative review: Who should I trust more, a singer with ten number ones or an anonymous critic on the internet?
15. Song about burning something: “Trying to Hide a Fire in the Dark”, Billy Dean
16. Words of wisdom for Reba: It may be far more rewarding in the long run, before you get too old, to try out something, I don’t know, country again?
17. On a scale of 1 to 10, sexiness of line “watch the cup I’m spitting my dip inside”: 9. He can do amazing things with that cup to her, that’s why he wants her to watch it.
18. On a scale of 0 to 2, how many seconds Jake Owen would last on a bull: 0; he wouldn’t dare step foot on one in the first place. It might mess up his perfect teeth.
19. Probably won’t be returning Country California’s calls: Poland.
20. Someone whose music you need to investigate further: I heard it on Indiana 105, but don’t know the artist, title, or any words. So I’m no help.
21. Why Jim Malec hates Carrie Underwood so much: She rejected him when he asked her out to coffee at some industry gathering. Also, she’s vegetarian.
22. Next celebrity to record vanity country project: Now that he’s getting airplay on country radio, Dave Koz.
23. Thought that commonly goes through Justin Moore’s head: “smalltownbackwoodscountryruralsmalltownbackwoodscountryrural…”
24. Foreign object discovered in Jamey Johnson’s beard: Balloon Boy.
25. Recommend a song: “Never Mind Me” by Big & Rich.

]]> By: Stephen H. http://www.countrycalifornia.com/the-country-questionnaire-part-v/#comment-8016 Stephen H. Fri, 15 Jan 2010 16:50:34 +0000 http://www.countrycalifornia.com/?p=2363#comment-8016 1. Poor choice to play Merle in Haggard biopic: Paul Lynde 2. Age at which Cash Rich will come to hate his name: on January 11, 2010, so one-day-old 3. Gloriana’s shelf life: Already expired, recalled, boxed up, and sent back to the manufacturer. 4. Songwriter whose name guarantees quality: Bill Anderson 5. Not on Jimmy Wayne’s iPod: anything tagged as "country" except maybe some Johnny Cash (so if people find it, he can say, "See?? See?? I'm in touch with the roots!") 6. Unlikely to star in own Reba-style sitcom: Kix Brooks and Ronnie Dunn 7. Wildly overrated artist/band: Which obvious one should I put? Kenny and Flatts have actually been sputtering on the charts lately, so I'll put Keith Urban. (I personally think Gary Allan is overrated on the blogosphere, but that's another time for another day.) 8. Next country star to cover Nickelback: I heard Alan Jackson almost put "Someday" on this upcoming album (not really), and Taylor Swift could easily cover "Photograph" since it requires no actual singing and talks about high school quite a bit. 9. Good album with one terrible misstep: Comin' to Your City was suprisingly solid from front-to-back, except for "Jalapeno." God that song's bad. And yet that's one of the few second-album songs they play in concert. 10. Surprising (made-up) fact about Kenny Chesney: 11. Hackneyed three-act story song: 12. Your single favorite instrument: 13. Something Kris Kristofferson wouldn’t say: 14. Unconvincing rebuttal to a negative review: 15. Song about burning something: 16. Words of wisdom for Reba: 17. On a scale of 1 to 10, sexiness of line “watch the cup I’m spitting my dip inside”: 18. On a scale of 0 to 2, how many seconds Jake Owen would last on a bull: 19. Probably won’t be returning Country California’s calls: 20. Someone whose music you need to investigate further: 21. Why Jim Malec hates Carrie Underwood so much: 22. Next celebrity to record vanity country project: 23. Thought that commonly goes through Justin Moore’s head: 24. Foreign object discovered in Jamey Johnson’s beard: 25. Recommend a song: 1. Poor choice to play Merle in Haggard biopic: Paul Lynde
2. Age at which Cash Rich will come to hate his name: on January 11, 2010, so one-day-old
3. Gloriana’s shelf life: Already expired, recalled, boxed up, and sent back to the manufacturer.
4. Songwriter whose name guarantees quality: Bill Anderson
5. Not on Jimmy Wayne’s iPod: anything tagged as “country” except maybe some Johnny Cash (so if people find it, he can say, “See?? See?? I’m in touch with the roots!”)
6. Unlikely to star in own Reba-style sitcom: Kix Brooks and Ronnie Dunn
7. Wildly overrated artist/band: Which obvious one should I put? Kenny and Flatts have actually been sputtering on the charts lately, so I’ll put Keith Urban. (I personally think Gary Allan is overrated on the blogosphere, but that’s another time for another day.)
8. Next country star to cover Nickelback: I heard Alan Jackson almost put “Someday” on this upcoming album (not really), and Taylor Swift could easily cover “Photograph” since it requires no actual singing and talks about high school quite a bit.
9. Good album with one terrible misstep: Comin’ to Your City was suprisingly solid from front-to-back, except for “Jalapeno.” God that song’s bad. And yet that’s one of the few second-album songs they play in concert.
10. Surprising (made-up) fact about Kenny Chesney:
11. Hackneyed three-act story song:
12. Your single favorite instrument:
13. Something Kris Kristofferson wouldn’t say:
14. Unconvincing rebuttal to a negative review:
15. Song about burning something:
16. Words of wisdom for Reba:
17. On a scale of 1 to 10, sexiness of line “watch the cup I’m spitting my dip inside”:
18. On a scale of 0 to 2, how many seconds Jake Owen would last on a bull:
19. Probably won’t be returning Country California’s calls:
20. Someone whose music you need to investigate further:
21. Why Jim Malec hates Carrie Underwood so much:
22. Next celebrity to record vanity country project:
23. Thought that commonly goes through Justin Moore’s head:
24. Foreign object discovered in Jamey Johnson’s beard:
25. Recommend a song:

]]> By: matt http://www.countrycalifornia.com/the-country-questionnaire-part-v/#comment-8014 matt Fri, 15 Jan 2010 07:38:42 +0000 http://www.countrycalifornia.com/?p=2363#comment-8014 1. Poor choice to play Merle in Haggard biopic: Gary Busey 2. Age at which Cash Rich will come to hate his name: He is gonna hate his dad, like the rest of nashville 3. Gloriana’s shelf life: faster than the blond dude comes out of the closet 4. Songwriter whose name guarantees quality: Chris Knight 5. Not on Jimmy Wayne’s iPod: anything with a testicle 6. Unlikely to star in own Reba-style sitcom: see #5 7. Wildly overrated artist/band: Tim McGraw 8. Next country star to cover Nickelback: what is left of trick pony 9. Good album with one terrible misstep: miranda's first album ... me and charlie 10. Surprising (made-up) fact about Kenny Chesney: he is a pirate and a poet 11. Hackneyed three-act story song: 12. Your single favorite instrument: acoustic guitar 13. Something Kris Kristofferson wouldn’t say: i think jimmy wayne's hair looks stunning 14. Unconvincing rebuttal to a negative review: i personally know this person...etc 15. Song about burning something: Old Flame 16. Words of wisdom for Reba: can I have an extra copy of your early stuff 17. On a scale of 1 to 10, sexiness of line “watch the cup I’m spitting my dip inside”: what a tool 18. On a scale of 0 to 2, how many seconds Jake Owen would last on a bull: he would die 19. Probably won’t be returning Country California’s calls: 20. Someone whose music you need to investigate further: Joe Ely 21. Why Jim Malec hates Carrie Underwood so much: cause he knows what she really is 22. Next celebrity to record vanity country project: Kevin Costner's wife on Dances with Wolves 23. Thought that commonly goes through Justin Moore’s head: why is no one at the show tonight and where is my booster seat 24. Foreign object discovered in Jamey Johnson’s beard: pack of zig zags 25. Recommend a song: "The River" Chris Knight 1. Poor choice to play Merle in Haggard biopic: Gary Busey
2. Age at which Cash Rich will come to hate his name: He is gonna hate his dad, like the rest of nashville
3. Gloriana’s shelf life: faster than the blond dude comes out of the closet
4. Songwriter whose name guarantees quality: Chris Knight
5. Not on Jimmy Wayne’s iPod: anything with a testicle
6. Unlikely to star in own Reba-style sitcom: see #5
7. Wildly overrated artist/band: Tim McGraw
8. Next country star to cover Nickelback: what is left of trick pony
9. Good album with one terrible misstep: miranda’s first album … me and charlie
10. Surprising (made-up) fact about Kenny Chesney: he is a pirate and a poet
11. Hackneyed three-act story song:
12. Your single favorite instrument: acoustic guitar
13. Something Kris Kristofferson wouldn’t say: i think jimmy wayne’s hair looks stunning
14. Unconvincing rebuttal to a negative review: i personally know this person…etc
15. Song about burning something: Old Flame
16. Words of wisdom for Reba: can I have an extra copy of your early stuff
17. On a scale of 1 to 10, sexiness of line “watch the cup I’m spitting my dip inside”: what a tool
18. On a scale of 0 to 2, how many seconds Jake Owen would last on a bull: he would die
19. Probably won’t be returning Country California’s calls:
20. Someone whose music you need to investigate further: Joe Ely
21. Why Jim Malec hates Carrie Underwood so much: cause he knows what she really is
22. Next celebrity to record vanity country project: Kevin Costner’s wife on Dances with Wolves
23. Thought that commonly goes through Justin Moore’s head: why is no one at the show tonight and where is my booster seat
24. Foreign object discovered in Jamey Johnson’s beard: pack of zig zags
25. Recommend a song: “The River” Chris Knight

]]> By: Vicki http://www.countrycalifornia.com/the-country-questionnaire-part-v/#comment-8012 Vicki Fri, 15 Jan 2010 04:09:02 +0000 http://www.countrycalifornia.com/?p=2363#comment-8012 #21: Since Jim's remark: She didn't come to country music honestly? #21: Since Jim’s remark: She didn’t come to country music honestly?

]]> By: Vicki http://www.countrycalifornia.com/the-country-questionnaire-part-v/#comment-8011 Vicki Fri, 15 Jan 2010 04:06:09 +0000 http://www.countrycalifornia.com/?p=2363#comment-8011 1. Poor choice to play Merle in Haggard biopic: Gary Levox 2. Age at which Cash Rich will come to hate his name: 5 when he goes to kindergarten and they make fun of him. 3. Gloriana’s shelf life: When Taylor Swift tour ends. 4. Songwriter whose name guarantees quality: Miranda Lambert 5. Not on Jimmy Wayne’s iPod: Carrie Underwood (sounded like their one time date didn't go too well) 6. Unlikely to star in own Reba-style sitcom: Alan Jackson 7. Wildly overrated artist/band: Taylor Swift 8. Next country star to cover Nickelback: That country girl from Devore, TN on American Idol last night 9. Good album with one terrible misstep: 10. Surprising (made-up) fact about Kenny Chesney: He had sex with ??? women 11. Hackneyed three-act story song: "Didn't you know how much I loved you"-I absolutely hate this song! 12. Your single favorite instrument: trumpet 13. Something Kris Kristofferson wouldn’t say: I love the pop country of today..such deep, honest writing 14. Unconvincing rebuttal to a negative review: I know you are but what am I? 15. Song about burning something: Kerosene 16. Words of wisdom for Reba: You get better with age. 17. On a scale of 1 to 10, sexiness of line “watch the cup I’m spitting my dip inside”: 1 18. On a scale of 0 to 2, how many seconds Jake Owen would last on a bull: 1 19. Probably won’t be returning Country California’s calls: Kenny Chesney 20. Someone whose music you need to investigate further: Gary Allan 21. Why Jim Malec hates Carrie Underwood so much: He doesn't, he says she's an excellent singer but needs a good country song to sing. She keeps failing with her song choices. 22. Next celebrity to record vanity country project: Britney Spears 23. Thought that commonly goes through Justin Moore’s head: "Look at me now all you jerks who looked down at me and laughed at how short I am" 24. Foreign object discovered in Jamey Johnson’s beard: Kellee Pickler 25. Recommend a song: "Temporary Home" 1. Poor choice to play Merle in Haggard biopic: Gary Levox
2. Age at which Cash Rich will come to hate his name: 5 when he goes to kindergarten and they make fun of him.
3. Gloriana’s shelf life: When Taylor Swift tour ends.
4. Songwriter whose name guarantees quality: Miranda Lambert
5. Not on Jimmy Wayne’s iPod: Carrie Underwood (sounded like their one time date didn’t go too well)
6. Unlikely to star in own Reba-style sitcom: Alan Jackson
7. Wildly overrated artist/band: Taylor Swift
8. Next country star to cover Nickelback: That country girl from Devore, TN on American Idol last night
9. Good album with one terrible misstep:
10. Surprising (made-up) fact about Kenny Chesney: He had sex with ??? women
11. Hackneyed three-act story song: “Didn’t you know how much I loved you”-I absolutely hate this song!
12. Your single favorite instrument: trumpet
13. Something Kris Kristofferson wouldn’t say: I love the pop country of today..such deep, honest writing
14. Unconvincing rebuttal to a negative review: I know you are but what am I?
15. Song about burning something: Kerosene
16. Words of wisdom for Reba: You get better with age.
17. On a scale of 1 to 10, sexiness of line “watch the cup I’m spitting my dip inside”: 1
18. On a scale of 0 to 2, how many seconds Jake Owen would last on a bull: 1
19. Probably won’t be returning Country California’s calls: Kenny Chesney
20. Someone whose music you need to investigate further: Gary Allan
21. Why Jim Malec hates Carrie Underwood so much: He doesn’t, he says she’s an excellent singer but needs a good country song to sing. She keeps failing with her song choices.
22. Next celebrity to record vanity country project: Britney Spears
23. Thought that commonly goes through Justin Moore’s head: “Look at me now all you jerks who looked down at me and laughed at how short I am”
24. Foreign object discovered in Jamey Johnson’s beard: Kellee Pickler
25. Recommend a song: “Temporary Home”

]]> By: Jim Malec http://www.countrycalifornia.com/the-country-questionnaire-part-v/#comment-8010 Jim Malec Fri, 15 Jan 2010 03:54:07 +0000 http://www.countrycalifornia.com/?p=2363#comment-8010 Just wanted to say that no one has yet to put down the correct answer to #21. Keep trying, but remember that the roots of my hatred run deep. Just wanted to say that no one has yet to put down the correct answer to #21. Keep trying, but remember that the roots of my hatred run deep.

]]> By: J http://www.countrycalifornia.com/the-country-questionnaire-part-v/#comment-8009 J Fri, 15 Jan 2010 02:36:11 +0000 http://www.countrycalifornia.com/?p=2363#comment-8009 1. Poor choice to play Merle in Haggard biopic: Gary LeVox 2. Age at which Cash Rich will come to hate his name: tomorrow 3. Gloriana’s shelf life: two more singles 4. Songwriter whose name guarantees quality: Gretchen Peters 5. Not on Jimmy Wayne’s iPod: Mary Chapin Carpenter 6. Unlikely to star in own Reba-style sitcom: Mary Chapin Carpenter 7. Wildly overrated artist/band: Brad Paisley 8. Next country star to cover Nickelback: Carrie Underwood 9. Good album with one terrible misstep: "Mississippi Girl" on Faith Hill's "Fireflies" 10. Surprising (made-up) fact about Kenny Chesney: he's always wanted to record an acoustic album on an indie label featuring introspective material 11. Hackneyed three-act story song: "Already Gone," Sugarland 12. Your single favorite instrument: mandolin 13. Something Kris Kristofferson wouldn’t say: "I think I'm going to write a laundry-list song about how country I am." 14. Unconvincing rebuttal to a negative review: omg u dont know what your talking about, this song is SOOOO GOOD! 15. Song about burning something: "Something Burning Out" (Pam Tillis) 16. Words of wisdom for Reba: people will buy your music no matter what songs you record. record good ones. 17. On a scale of 1 to 10, sexiness of line “watch the cup I’m spitting my dip inside”: -1000 18. On a scale of 0 to 2, how many seconds Jake Owen would last on a bull: 2 19. Probably won’t be returning Country California’s calls: Justin Moore 20. Someone whose music you need to investigate further: Emmylou Harris 21. Why Jim Malec hates Carrie Underwood so much: he's afraid that she's causing country music to change 22. Next celebrity to record vanity country project: Avril Lavigne 23. Thought that commonly goes through Justin Moore’s head: "it is so cool to be from a small town. I think I'll tell everybody about how I feel." 24. Foreign object discovered in Jamey Johnson’s beard: old textbooks 25. Recommend a song: "Bettin' Money on Love" (Pam Tillis) 1. Poor choice to play Merle in Haggard biopic: Gary LeVox
2. Age at which Cash Rich will come to hate his name: tomorrow
3. Gloriana’s shelf life: two more singles
4. Songwriter whose name guarantees quality: Gretchen Peters
5. Not on Jimmy Wayne’s iPod: Mary Chapin Carpenter
6. Unlikely to star in own Reba-style sitcom: Mary Chapin Carpenter
7. Wildly overrated artist/band: Brad Paisley
8. Next country star to cover Nickelback: Carrie Underwood
9. Good album with one terrible misstep: “Mississippi Girl” on Faith Hill’s “Fireflies”
10. Surprising (made-up) fact about Kenny Chesney: he’s always wanted to record an acoustic album on an indie label featuring introspective material
11. Hackneyed three-act story song: “Already Gone,” Sugarland
12. Your single favorite instrument: mandolin
13. Something Kris Kristofferson wouldn’t say: “I think I’m going to write a laundry-list song about how country I am.”
14. Unconvincing rebuttal to a negative review: omg u dont know what your talking about, this song is SOOOO GOOD!
15. Song about burning something: “Something Burning Out” (Pam Tillis)
16. Words of wisdom for Reba: people will buy your music no matter what songs you record. record good ones.
17. On a scale of 1 to 10, sexiness of line “watch the cup I’m spitting my dip inside”: -1000
18. On a scale of 0 to 2, how many seconds Jake Owen would last on a bull: 2
19. Probably won’t be returning Country California’s calls: Justin Moore
20. Someone whose music you need to investigate further: Emmylou Harris
21. Why Jim Malec hates Carrie Underwood so much: he’s afraid that she’s causing country music to change
22. Next celebrity to record vanity country project: Avril Lavigne
23. Thought that commonly goes through Justin Moore’s head: “it is so cool to be from a small town. I think I’ll tell everybody about how I feel.”
24. Foreign object discovered in Jamey Johnson’s beard: old textbooks
25. Recommend a song: “Bettin’ Money on Love” (Pam Tillis)

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