2. Song that’s unintentionally hilarious:
‘Ocean Front Property’ – George Strait

3. Probably doesn’t have to worry about stalkers:
Gretchen Wilson

4. Big lie told by a country song:
that country singers are actually from the country these days

5. Poor career choice for Julianne Hough:
anything involving shiny objects

6. Artist whose live show did not meet your expectations:
Martina McBride

7. Song that exemplifies what people don’t like about country music:
‘Where I’m From’ – not sure of the singer, but I think he has 3 names

8. Artist with unerring song sense (not Strait):
Patty Loveless

9. Favorite song by least favorite artist:
‘I Can’t Do That Anymore’ – Faith Hill

10. Words of wisdom for Jason Aldean:
Toby Keith has a clothing line now, so that hat is probably patented.

11. Older (45+) artist you’d like to see back on a major label:
none … Most of them are making much better music on indies.

12. Best song about food:
‘Cheeseburger in Paradise’

13. Something Brad Paisley wouldn’t say:
‘These tie-dye shirts aren’t as cool as I originally thought’.

14. Fair price to pay for a CD:
$10

15. Next young-ish artist to join the Opry:
Miranda Lambert

16. Sugarland’s next subversive, genre-expanding move:
Adding a third black, gay, Jewish female member to the band. One who can play the ukulele.

17. On a scale of 1 to 10, likelihood of John Rich beating Kanye West in a cage match:
6

18. The last album you bought:
Terri Clark – The Long Way Home

19. The next album you’ll buy:
Miranda Lambert – Revolution

20. Why Jessica Simpson thinks her country career didn’t work out:
I like whoever said ‘Jessica Simpson thinks?’ … good one.

21. Fun thing to do at a Gloriana concert:
stay home and get drunk while listening to Hank Jr.

22. Song you wouldn’t want dedicated to you:
‘Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves’ – Cher

23. Nickname for Jamey Johnson:
No way in hell I’m pissing that guy off with some clever nickname or remarks about his beard.

24. Unlikely to make Alison Bonaguro’s year-end ‘best of’ list:
Whatever tops the list at The 9513.

25. Recommend a song:
Terri Clark – ‘A Million Ways To Run’

1. Why Kenny Chesney is really taking 2010 off: It takes time for the Bosley Hair Replacement system to take root
2. Song that’s unintentionally hilarious: “Bob That Head ”
3. Probably doesn’t have to worry about stalkers: David Allan Coe
4. Big lie told by a country song: Johnny Cash (terrible song – writer should be shot for using Cash’s name in vain)
5. Poor career choice for Julianne Hough: security guard
6. Artist whose live show did not meet your expectations: Tim McGraw & Faith Hill – went through the motions
7. Song that exemplifies what people don’t like about country music: aqnything by Rascal Flatts
8. Artist with unerring song sense (not Strait): Gene Watson
9. Favorite song by least favorite artist:Actually many of Taylor Swift’s songs are excellent – she just can’t sing
10. Words of wisdom for Jason Aldean: find another career
11. Older (45+) artist you’d like to see back on a major label: Gene Watson
12. Best song about food: “Fried Chicken and a Country Tune” by Billy Edd Wheeler
13. Something Brad Paisley wouldn’t say: ‘that’s too silly to record’
14. Fair price to pay for a CD: $12.00
15. Next young-ish artist to join the Opry: I hope it’s Amber Digby
16. Sugarland’s next subversive, genre-expanding move: overdubbing Jennifer Nettles’ vocals onto MRS MILLER’S GREATEST HITS album
17. On a scale of 1 to 10, likelihood of John Rich beating Kanye West in a cage match: 8
18. The last album you bought:John Fogarty & The Blue Ridge Rangers RIDES AGAIN
19. The next album you’ll buy: hard to tell
20. Why Jessica Simpson thinks her country career didn’t work out: didn’t feature her legs prominantly enough on the CD covers
21. Fun thing to do at a Gloriana concert: carry a sign that reads ‘Linda Davis does it better’
22. Song you wouldn’t want dedicated to you: “Up Against The Wall Redneck Mother”
23. Nickname for Jamey Johnson: “Real Deal”
24. Unlikely to make Alison Bonaguro’s year-end ‘best of’ list: any recording of substantial musical merit
25. Recommend a song: “Seven Vern Gosdins Ago” by Darren Kozelsky

2. Song that’s unintentionally hilarious:
Rascal Flatts, “Everyday”

3. Probably doesn’t have to worry about stalkers:
Doug Supernaw…he’s one crazy dude himself.

4. Big lie told by a country song:
“Girls Lie Too”, of course.:)

5. Poor career choice for Julianne Hough:
accountant

6. Artist whose live show did not meet your expectations:
N/A

7. Song that exemplifies what people don’t like about country music:
“we’ll put a boot in your ass; it’s the American way”

8. Artist with unerring song sense (not Strait):
Dwight is a great pick; I’d also say Patty Loveless.

9. Favorite song by least favorite artist:
“What Hurts the Most, Rascal Flatts

10. Words of wisdom for Jason Aldean:
Perhaps you should actually listen to Johnny Cash before capitolizing on his name, Buddy.

11. Older (45+) artist you’d like to see back on a major label:
Travis Tritt

12. Best song about food:
“Good Directions”?

13. Something Brad Paisley wouldn’t say:
f***

14. Fair price to pay for a CD:
$10

15. Next young-ish artist to join the Opry:
Jamey Johnson, though I don’t know how young he is

16. Sugarland’s next subversive, genre-expanding move:
duet with Kanye

17. On a scale of 1 to 10, likelihood of John Rich beating Kanye West in a cage match:
4

18. The last album you bought:
Nitty Gritty Dirtband, Speed of Life

19. The next album you’ll buy:
can’t really say

20. Why Jessica Simpson thinks her country career didn’t work out:
all the haters out there

21. Fun thing to do at a Gloriana concert:
turn right around and walk out

22. Song you wouldn’t want dedicated to you:
“To All the Girls I’ve Loved Before”

23. Nickname for Jamey Johnson:
brood

24. Unlikely to make Alison Bonaguro’s year-end ‘best of’ list:
Hey, anything by Kathy Mattea come out this year?:) I hear she snubs her nose up at…uh…critically acclaimed music

25. Recommend a song:
Clair Lynch, “Walbash Cannonball”