No site has so completely enriched the quality of life in the 21st century as Twitter. The popular social networking destination is often criticized as a place where lots of not-terribly-important or substantive conversations occur, but as the following compilation of some of the most fascinating tweets of the past few days proves, those charges are entirely unfair. Speaking personally, it’s hard to imagine how I’d survive without this constantly-updated stream of high-caliber thoughts awaiting my perusal at all hours of the day and night.
If you can still resist Twitter after this tantalizing tweet sampler, you’re stronger than me… for the time being. But eventually you’ll come around.
Here’s why:
PS: I painted the room a light gray color :>) — kateandkacey
Dang I love don Williams!!! — JustinColeMoore
GOT JAMEY?!?..well if you do then son you got you some REAL COUNTRY! — JameyJohnsonAL
(Presumably posted by Johnson’s label/management, unless he’s just extraordinarily cocky.)
oh my they have chocolate covered strawberries soooooo bad for me but sooooo freaking awesome!!! yummmmmmmmm — shawnmayer
I’m officially moving into the Whole Foods in Venice. Send all my mail there. Thank you. — michellebranch
@ a bar..chris young..our promo staff. Doing manly things! Period. — chuckwicksmusic
John Cena just announced he’s competing in the Royal Rumble! — cowboytroy
It’s the 13th today. Did you know that? — taylorswift13
Is doin’ it For The Love Of Country Music. — fastryde
Its been an honor 2 have given up everything I love to make a difference 4 people who may not have a chance 2 live their dream! — JimmyWayne
haggis is lambs heart, kidney, breast and liver ground up & cooked with oats, scotch whiskey, herbs & spices, battered & deep fried. — DierksBentley
I think Country singers’ wives should come out with a tell all (ahem… Jason aldeans wife) about wierd habits they have… Like eating there toenail clippings or something,, so whenever I think of how hot they are, I can be brought back to reality. — bomshel
charge piece on my phone has been broken for 5mo’s-the charger kinda works if i get it in the right position; guess i should get that fixed — RachReinert
Still awake! O.O I am an insomniac! WHO’S WITH ME?! lol — TylerDeanMusic
Back at the Waffle House — coltford

I smell a recurring feature.
If memory serves, Blake deserves credit for suggesting something along these lines a few months ago.
I did? My memory doesn’t serve me. I need to start writing these ideas down. I don’t tweet constantly, but love seeing the craziness that people put out there.
Michelle Branch has obviously not shopped at the Erewhon Natural Foods Market in West Hollywood next to CBS Television City and The Grove shopping mall. It is much cooler than any Whole Foods could ever aspire to be, even the megaplex type WF stores like in El Segundo…
I would like to know which BOMSHEL member posted that tweet. My money’s on Kristy O.! (lol)
Umm, why in the world would anyone care about Tyler Dean’s tweets? He will forever remain the “Taylor Swift” one (gimmicky, name dropping) non-hit wonder.
PS – I’m surprised Colt Ford ever leaves the Waffle House! Maybe he can transform his tour bus interior into a “Waffle House” to minimize separation anxiety…
I’m not sure how you could do this post without including Blake Shelton.
Ha. How’d I miss all this? The real question is: You follow all these people?:)
I hate twitter so much, but this crap almost makes it worth it.