“You know, men sweat more than women, I don’t sweat. But when I was opening shows for Kenny, he would be drenched when the show ended. He’d hug me, and I’d get all wet from Kenny’s sweat. And I’d think about all those girls down front who’d really like to get some Kenny sweat on them.” -Carrie Underwood

That almost made me vomit, but then I laughed.