One-of-a-Kind New Country Singer Carves His Own Niche

henley shirtAlready named to The Boot’s prestigious “Ones to Watch 2015” list, Brant Smith is poised for a breakthrough year and he wants you to know he’s doing it his way. Our correspondent sat down with Bryant to find out what makes him stand out among this year’s crop of stubble-chinned warblers.

“Most debut artists don’t get as much control over their music as Prestige Nashville has given me, but they saw something edgy and different in me and just handed over the reins,” said Scott, molding a stray tuft of gelled hair back into the towering blond coiffure atop his head. Chris went on to explain how his first album will be a true portrait of his life and his completely distinctive upbringing.

“Man, I grew up on a dirt road where there wasn’t much to do, so me and my friends just kicked it the best way we knew how,” explained Dylan. “I know this sounds crazy, but sometimes we’d just grab a few cold ones and some pretty girls and find a field to chill in. That’s the kind of out-there stuff I want to bring to my music!”

Chad’s wildly idiosyncratic influences range anywhere from “good ol’ country like Kenny and Trace” to Godsmack to Calvin Harris to Waka Flocka Flame. “Nobody out there’s going to admit listening to all the crazy stuff I do, much less incorporate it into their country music,” laughed Mark, pushing up the sleeves of his form-fitting grey henley.

Steven, quite surprisingly a former high school quarterback, went on to say that he’d taken the unheard of step of co-writing the entire album with some of Nashville’s lesser-known songwriters like Ashley Gorley, Josh Kear, and Kyle Jacobs. Jon expects to release an EP in early spring as he heads out in support of fellow maverick Chase Rice, with a full album to follow in the fall.

Based on his nonconformist attitude and unusual backstory, we expect Lee to forge his own path outside the box on Music Row and become a force to reckon with on country radio. Listen to The Bobby Bones Show this Friday as Randy debuts his new single “Girl Let’s Have a Good Time Tonight.”

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