Country singer Eric Church’s new album The Outsiders is an outstanding artistic achievement such as the world has not seen in eons, reports country singer Eric Church.
In a review posted on EricChurch.com, Eric Church says that the new album by Eric Church is “face-meltingly, revolutionarily good” and “obviously the product of a master craftsman of song.” Church also complimented Church on his bold, convention-flouting decision to take a chance on rock producer Jay Joyce, who Church similarly took a bold chance on for all three of his previous studio albums. “This Eric Church guy really knows how to mix it up and keep things fresh,” effused Eric Church. “He’s like a wildcat that can’t be tamed – a true blue American outlaw. Every bit the outsider his album title suggests. What’s more, and perhaps most impressively of all, there is nothing at all pretentious about him.”
At press time, Eric Church was changing his son’s diaper.
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