LeAnn Rimes Issues Incomprehensible Statement

LeAnn Rimes held a press conference earlier today, but the nature of the singer’s announcement remains a mystery even to the reporters who were present to hear it. Susan Wiley, a Country Daily correspondent who exited the small conference room at the Nashville Doubletree with a puzzled expression on her face, explained: “I mean, it was a nice meeting. The hors d’oeuvres were great. LeAnn seems like such a nice young woman and always looks so beautiful. But I couldn’t understand a damn thing that girl said.”  Harry Hootenanny, a reporter for The Tennessean and veteran of Rimes press conferences, added: “Yeah, we usually just sit through the meeting then go check her website to see what she was slurring about. At least she has nice legs.” Rimes is perhaps best known for her 1997 pop hit “Hudduha Live.”

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About C.M. Wilcox

A freelance writer and humorist with an abiding love of country music, C.M. Wilcox's cutting, clear-eyed take on the genre has drawn the attention of Country Weekly, The Washington Post, and The Tennessean in the years since this site began. C.M. lives near Sacramento and can be reached by email at CMW (at) countrycalifornia.com.

Things People Are Saying

  1. David Jones says:

    Great as usual! “Hudduha Live” – hilarious!

  2. Trailer says:

    Personally, I prefer her big hit “Nudimbaluv Maizents.” Nice blurb!

  3. cmw says:

    I thought “Knotty Butterdew” wasn’t half bad either.

  4. J.R. Journey says:

    I think my favorite is ‘Gotta Find My Glasses By Nine’.

  5. Chris D. says:

    Sounds like my first time hearing Family. Now I speak Rimese fluently!

  6. Lori says:

    I’m blonde, so I took a while to get the “Hudduha Live”. *giggle*

  7. Leeann Ward says:

    Should. Not. Laugh! Can’t help it though!

  8. Rainbow says:

    You are totally wrong. It’s not “Hudduha Live”, it’s “Ow Duh High Leave”.

  9. cmw says:

    You know, you’re probably right. I was just going from memory.

  10. Vicki says:

    Here I thought I was the only one who couldn’t understand half the words she sings in her songs.

  11. Linda says:

    LOL about the butchering of “How Do I Live.” But I gotta say, this post is true though. Her enunciating skills is seriously horrible. I couldn’t even finish watching one of her concerts on TV ’cause her enunciating was grating on my nerves. And don’t even get me started on her “I sing with a frog stuck in my throat” singing style. I don’t know why some people think she’s a great singer anymore. I miss her “Blue” days.

  12. Bobby says:

    Personally, I liked “Nutter Butters to Chew”. I just didn’t get the first line, something about buying Crest toothpaste at Meijer?

  13. Noble says:

    Bonjour! The babes are here! This is my best site to visit. I make sure I am alone in case I get too hot. Post your favorite link here.

  14. Chris says:

    I agree with Rainbow but think the true title is “Haahdewuh Leeeeeeeve (Withoutcha BabbaaaaAAAAAAYYYYYYYY)

  15. tommy says:

    Let’s not forget that christmas classic,”Raw in a rou,the ristmas ree”

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