http://www.countrycalifornia.com/jessica-simpson-on-loan-to-local-hardees/ Country music. Seriously. Tue, 07 Feb 2012 21:38:50 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 http://www.countrycalifornia.com/jessica-simpson-on-loan-to-local-hardees/#comment-2647 Rick Fri, 10 Apr 2009 22:40:15 +0000 http://www.countrycalifornia.com/?p=1794#comment-2647 Sad news to report. It seems the Hardee's location manager had to let Jessica go due to her constantly forgetting the orders she took and then weeping openly about her mistake while apologizing profusely. On a more positive note the local Sonic is interested in putting her on roller skates to cruise up and down the sidewalk in her bustier, but direct contact with potential customers is forbidden... Sad news to report. It seems the Hardee’s location manager had to let Jessica go due to her constantly forgetting the orders she took and then weeping openly about her mistake while apologizing profusely. On a more positive note the local Sonic is interested in putting her on roller skates to cruise up and down the sidewalk in her bustier, but direct contact with potential customers is forbidden…

]]> http://www.countrycalifornia.com/jessica-simpson-on-loan-to-local-hardees/#comment-2641 Trailer Fri, 10 Apr 2009 19:39:02 +0000 http://www.countrycalifornia.com/?p=1794#comment-2641 I bet she likes those Monster Thickburgers I bet she likes those Monster Thickburgers

]]> http://www.countrycalifornia.com/jessica-simpson-on-loan-to-local-hardees/#comment-2637 J.R. Journey Fri, 10 Apr 2009 17:15:16 +0000 http://www.countrycalifornia.com/?p=1794#comment-2637 You guys are hilarious. Especially that last line - I am still laughing as I type this. Oh, and thanks for being a devoted source of breaking Jessica Simpson news. What would I do without your updates? You guys are hilarious. Especially that last line – I am still laughing as I type this. Oh, and thanks for being a devoted source of breaking Jessica Simpson news. What would I do without your updates?

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