Family and friends are easy enough, but what to get for those famous country singers on your list? (What do you mean there aren’t any famous country singers on your list? Bear with me, I’m setting up a farfetched premise for a humor piece here.) You can never go wrong with a well-chosen book, so I scoured the literature section at Amazon and came up with the following handy list of gift ideas. You’re welcome.
Taylor Swift – How to Avoid Falling in Love with a Jerk
Kenny Chesney – The Great Pirate Activity Book
Jimmy Wayne – Everybody Hurts: An Essential Guide to Emo Culture
Craig Morgan – Jeff Foxworthy’s Redneck Dictionary
LeAnn Rimes – Enunciation And Articulation: A Practical Manual for Teachers And Schools
Jamey Johnson – One Thousand Beards: A Cultural History of Facial Hair
Toby Keith – Toby Keith (Blue Banner Biography)
Lady Antebellum – The Civil War: A History
Carolina Rain – The Real Deal: How to Get Signed to a Record Label
John Rich – Law 101: Everything You Need to Know about the American Legal System
Hank III – The Anatomy of Swearing
Garth Brooks – How to Love Your Retirement: Advice from Hundreds of Retirees
Jessica Simpson – The Cat in the Hat
Rascal Flatts – Givin’ It Their All: The Backstreet Boys’ Rise to the Top
Haha! That was hilarious!
Particularly loved the LeAnn Rimes’ suggestion.
Didn’t quite get that one.
Ben,
Although I don’t really detect it myself, she’s known for her poor diction.
This is wonderful. Especially Garth, Lady A and Kenny.
Wow. xD
Perfect choices!
Love it!
Great one for Jessica Simpson too! Although I think “The Cat in the Hat” might be a bit too wordy for her!
Fabulous post. I couldn’t believe that some of those titles were actual books. I clicked the amazon links just to make sure you weren’t making them up.
Thanks for the kind words, fellas.
I figured it would be best to choose reading material a bit above Jessica’s current capability, David. Give her something to shoot for, you know.