Gift Ideas: Suggested Books for Country Stars

December 19th, 2008 | Categories: Assorted Humor | Discussion: 6 comments

Family and friends are easy enough, but what to get for those famous country singers on your list? (What do you mean there aren’t any famous country singers on your list? Bear with me, I’m setting up a farfetched premise for a humor piece here.) You can never go wrong with a well-chosen book, so I scoured the literature section at Amazon and came up with the following handy list of gift ideas. You’re welcome.

Taylor Swift - How to Avoid Falling in Love with a Jerk

Kenny Chesney - The Great Pirate Activity Book

Jimmy Wayne - Everybody Hurts: An Essential Guide to Emo Culture

Craig Morgan - Jeff Foxworthy’s Redneck Dictionary

LeAnn Rimes - Enunciation And Articulation: A Practical Manual for Teachers And Schools

Jamey Johnson - One Thousand Beards: A Cultural History of Facial Hair

Toby Keith - Toby Keith (Blue Banner Biography)

Lady Antebellum - The Civil War: A History

Carolina Rain - The Real Deal: How to Get Signed to a Record Label

John Rich - Law 101: Everything You Need to Know about the American Legal System

Hank III - The Anatomy of Swearing

Garth Brooks - How to Love Your Retirement: Advice from Hundreds of Retirees

Jessica Simpson - The Cat in the Hat

Rascal Flatts - Givin’ It Their All: The Backstreet Boys’ Rise to the Top

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  1. mykindofcountry
    December 19th, 2008 at 14:40
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    Haha! That was hilarious!
    Particularly loved the LeAnn Rimes’ suggestion.

  2. Dan
    December 19th, 2008 at 21:34
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    This is wonderful. Especially Garth, Lady A and Kenny.

  3. Chris D.
    December 19th, 2008 at 23:58
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    Wow. xD

    Perfect choices!

  4. David Jones
    December 20th, 2008 at 15:40
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    Love it!
    Great one for Jessica Simpson too! Although I think “The Cat in the Hat” might be a bit too wordy for her!

  5. J.R. Journey
    December 21st, 2008 at 01:25
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    Fabulous post. I couldn’t believe that some of those titles were actual books. I clicked the amazon links just to make sure you weren’t making them up.

  6. cmw
    December 21st, 2008 at 18:48
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    Thanks for the kind words, fellas.

    I figured it would be best to choose reading material a bit above Jessica’s current capability, David. Give her something to shoot for, you know.

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