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Country Haiku #514

August 4, 2014 by Country Haiku

Born to coal miner
Pronounce words “tar’d” and “warshboard”
Just try and stop me

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The country haiku concept was originated by the late Chris Neal of M: Music & Musicians. Country California is carrying on the tradition with Mr. Neal's blessing.

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A smart, satirical take on the modern country music landscape published continuously from April 2008 to November 2015.

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