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Country Haiku #433

October 25, 2012 by 1 Comment

I’m the fastest girl
In town, assuming Nashville
Dead last in Kenya

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  1. andrew leprich says:
    October 26, 2012 at 2:03 pm

    LOL!

    “Fastest Girl in Town” is quite possibly the weakest song on Four the Record. They should have released All Kind of Kinds, Fine Tune, Nobody’s Fool or something.

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