Country Haiku #416

Papa loved Mama
But she was kind of a skank
And so he killed her

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The country haiku concept was originated by Chris Neal of M: Music & Musicians. Country California is carrying on the tradition with Mr. Neal's blessing.

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  1. ChurchsChicken says:

    Maybe Mama wouldn’t have been such a Skank if Papa was actually there to rail her out instead of on the road all the time! Guess he had to make a living and all, but still!

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