Papa loved Mama
But she was kind of a skank
And so he killed her
Country Haiku #416
April 21, 2012 by 1 Comment
Things People Are Saying
Speak Your Mind
Comment Policy: Just don't be too big of a jerk, okay? It's a pretty simple rule.
Country music humor, news, opinion.
Papa loved Mama
But she was kind of a skank
And so he killed her
The country haiku concept was originated by Chris Neal of M: Music & Musicians. Country California is carrying on the tradition with Mr. Neal's blessing.
Comment Policy: Just don't be too big of a jerk, okay? It's a pretty simple rule.
Peter Cooper of The Tennessean says Fake News is "something like country music’s version of farcical newspaper The Onion, or like an all-country online cousin to The Daily Show." Join our mailing list and we'll send you an immediate (free!) e-book download, featuring some of our favorite Fake News stories of the past four years.
Copyright © 2008 - 2013 by Country California · Donor Login
Maybe Mama wouldn’t have been such a Skank if Papa was actually there to rail her out instead of on the road all the time! Guess he had to make a living and all, but still!