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Country Haiku #415

April 17, 2012 by 2 Comments

You need a lover
With a slow hand, pastel suit,
Orgasmic man-perm

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The country haiku concept was originated by Chris Neal of M: Music & Musicians. Country California is carrying on the tradition with Mr. Neal's blessing.

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  1. Bill says:
    April 18, 2012 at 12:22 pm

    Hell. Yes.

    Lovely Conway Twitty reference.

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