Chad Brock, who you might not know from his stints as a professional WCW wrestler, marginally successful country recording artist, or country disc jockey for Tampa’s WQYK, will reportedly compete on the first season of a new Dancing With the Stars spin-off titled Dancing With the Who the Hell Is That Guy.
“When my publicist called me up with this opportunity, I said ‘Mom, that’s great!’ Then I asked if she was sure she had all the details right, because the poor old lady is a little hard of hearing… and she said ‘Yes!’ I couldn’t believe it,” said Brock from his basement bedroom in Tampa. “This past year has been just great, what with this and the wild success of ‘Put a Redneck in the White House.’ ”
[Editor’s note: Although we were unable to confirm the existence of this song, Brock alleges that it was a big hit on all the major charts.]
Brock recently began attending rehearsals for the show, where members of the video crew have already mistaken him for Garth Brooks, Cledus T. Judd, and a cancer-stricken Wynonna Judd. “It has been a lot of fun so far,” said Brock as he signed an autograph in the name of Colt Ford for an adoring fan.
His dancing partner is Gillian Huff, the third-cousin twice-removed of Julianne Hough, and she has only nice things to say about her experiences with him so far: “Chuck has been a great student. Sometimes these big stars have oversized egos, but Chaz has just been such a breath of fresh air. I don’t follow country-and-western music, so I hadn’t heard of him before, but I’m definitely a fan now. Although Chet is not quite proportioned like the typical dancer, there’s no doubt in my mind that he’ll be a major contender by the time the season starts in September. He’s just got that fire in him. And as soon as he gets it checked out by a doctor, we’ll be back to rehearsals.”
Huff also revealed that she might surprise Brock by coming up with a dance routine to go along with that one song of his… uh, you know the one…