Chad Brock, who you might not know from his stints as a professional WCW wrestler, marginally successful country recording artist, or country disc jockey for Tampa’s WQYK, will reportedly compete on the first season of a new Dancing With the Stars spin-off titled Dancing With the Who the Hell Is That Guy.
“When my publicist called me up with this opportunity, I said ‘Mom, that’s great!’ Then I asked if she was sure she had all the details right, because the poor old lady is a little hard of hearing… and she said ‘Yes!’ I couldn’t believe it,” said Brock from his basement bedroom in Tampa. “This past year has been just great, what with this and the wild success of ‘Put a Redneck in the White House.’ ”
[Editor's note: Although we were unable to confirm the existence of this song, Brock alleges that it was a big hit on all the major charts.]
Brock recently began attending rehearsals for the show, where members of the video crew have already mistaken him for Garth Brooks, Cledus T. Judd, and a cancer-stricken Wynonna Judd. “It has been a lot of fun so far,” said Brock as he signed an autograph in the name of Colt Ford for an adoring fan.
His dancing partner is Gillian Huff, the third-cousin twice-removed of Julianne Hough, and she has only nice things to say about her experiences with him so far: “Chuck has been a great student. Sometimes these big stars have oversized egos, but Chaz has just been such a breath of fresh air. I don’t follow country-and-western music, so I hadn’t heard of him before, but I’m definitely a fan now. Although Chet is not quite proportioned like the typical dancer, there’s no doubt in my mind that he’ll be a major contender by the time the season starts in September. He’s just got that fire in him. And as soon as he gets it checked out by a doctor, we’ll be back to rehearsals.”
Huff also revealed that she might surprise Brock by coming up with a dance routine to go along with that one song of his… uh, you know the one…
So wrong. I love it, but watch out. I bet he’s retained some knowledge of submission holds from his wrasslin’ days.
That was the most hilarious Fake News EVER!
Laugh out loud funny!
This is pretty funny if I say so myself , but the funny thing is I can dance and you would not be laughing then would you.
Chad
Ha. Was that really Chad Brock. Didn’t either Chad or someone posing as Chad post on Rough Stock’s “Redneck in the White House” post? Someone has Chad Brock in their Google Alerts.:)
Indicators point to that actually being Chad Brock… so, thanks to Chad for coming by and apparently having a pretty good sense of humor about this nonsense!
Ha! That’s pretty cool.
I guess it’s Chad Brock who has Chad Brock in his Google Alerts.:)
His ego is bigger than his waist size. Alerts on himself, what a jerk-off.
He didn’t wrestle any better than he can sing. But it’s no wonder he thinks he can dance. How about being on “dance your ass off” you could stand to lose your ass!
Hey Billy, how about me kicking a little bit of your @#$, that would be fun for me.
I’d pay to see that.
Ha ! I don’t think you could. It’s funny that you end up on a “fake news” site. It’s just like your life.
Can’t take some teasing??
Can’t take some teasing? Well, that was more like playground bullying than good-natured ribbing…but whatever.
I just don’t like little turds that think they make funny comments about people they don’t know. That is a maturity thing I think. Have a great Day Billy.
Hey Trailer, love the web site and esp the email names!!
And please don’t pay to see him do anything, you can find plenty for free on you-tube.
Sheesh, Billy.
It has to be said, of course, that Chad Brock’s signature hit, “Yes,” is a darn fun song.