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Fake Jamey Johnson is back by popular demand, with more intimidating poses (err, actually just the same one over and over) and outrageous escapades. Those who somehow managed to miss the epic first edition, and thus don't know what the hell this is all about, can get up to speed here. For the rest of you, here's part two. … [Read more...]
Because there's nothing more important than every thought you'll ever have, broadcast to the entire world. Here are the most important tweets of the week, compiled for your convenience. I wonder what I should wear today any thoughts? - TheJoshThompson St Pattys Day is Wesnesday!! How r u celebrating??? - cmtcody Man, we are REVOLUTIONIZING over here! Not trying to put ourselves on blast like that, but facts is facts. That's just what we do. - fastryde WELL, I HAVE BEEN READING ALL … [Read more...]
The show will open with a stunningly bad performance by a major star. Someone will try to blame it on 'sound issues.' (How is it that Martina McBride never has any of these? Oh, right... because she can sing, like, for real.) There will be a Strait quip within the first two minutes of Reba's opening monologue. Awards will be presented by actors from fledgling CBS shows, none of whom I'll recognize. One of said actors will wear a cowboy hat to bolster his country credibility. Jimmy … [Read more...]
As rain streamed through our gutters like whiskey down Martina McBride's gullet, I decided to make the best of bad weather by using the time of enforced inactivity to brainstorm some ideas for this here country music blog. Editorials, fake news, reviews were what I had in mind, but I'd come up with none when I happened on the thought that would derail the rest of my night: Someone really needs to make a Jamey Johnson action figure. If you think about it, he's a prime candidate. He inspires … [Read more...]
Not on the Twitter? Here's the news and insight you've missed in the past week or so, handily compiled for your perusal. I am in heaven!!! Back in the studio.... There is no other place that i'd rather be- Just pro-tools- The chuckles and me:). -KO - bomshel Crap. My Prius has been recalled. - michellebranch Had the "Do I " number 1 party last night. I am massively and I repeat massively hungover - LukeBryanOnline NASCAR!!! Yeeee hawwww! Gitchoosomodat!!! Start your engines!!! - … [Read more...]
No site has so completely enriched the quality of life in the 21st century as Twitter. The popular social networking destination is often criticized as a place where lots of not-terribly-important or substantive conversations occur, but as the following compilation of some of the most fascinating tweets of the past few days proves, those charges are entirely unfair. Speaking personally, it's hard to imagine how I'd survive without this constantly-updated stream of high-caliber thoughts awaiting … [Read more...]
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