Obligatory Taylor Swift Post

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Some of the discussion surrounding Speak Now has focused on the hints coded into the lyric booklet via patterns of capital letters. Kinda cool, kinda childish, if you ask me. Anyway, here's a little information about the new album. the New album frOm Taylor swift hit stores yesterday. By now, yoU've probably alreadY heard about It. speak Now is taylor's third recordinG, and by some reports her best to date. the subject matter? allegedly somethIng having To do with boys. … [Read more...]

Fake Jamey Johnson Celebrates an Album Release

After quickly soaking his beard in motor oil and cheap vodka, Fake Jamey Johnson was ready to face the day.

What does country music's critical favorite do on the morning of his album release? We were lucky enough to get a photographer inside the home of Fake Jamey Johnson for an exclusive behind-the-scenes look. (Find the first two adventures with Fake Jamey Johnson here and here.) ... to promote The Guitar Song, out today. Download it now by clicking on the image below. … [Read more...]

This Week in Twitter Inanity

All the important (cough, wheeze) tweets of the past week... I love this new adam lambert single so bad!!! - bomshel Realizing how many of my things have the abbreviation BP written on them. Great. Just #~@<*^£¥ great. - BradPaisley I love to stare at people in their cars at stop lights. - kelliepickler Took sip out of my sweet tea. Something came thru straw. Noticed it wasn't ice. I spit out a drowned FLY! - cowboytroy Julianne's new video is alright, if you're into that … [Read more...]

“Will My Album Suck?” Questionnaire

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Having conducted an exclusive interview with Willie Nelson's braids not long ago, Sam Gazdziak is back with his second Country California contribution. For those who haven't had the pleasure of receiving a Sam guest contribution email, it goes like this: first he apologetically explains why he's bothering you ("I had insomnia last week and came up with this crazy thing"), then he mentions that you're welcome to publish the attached Word file if you think it's funny, but it could very well not … [Read more...]

The 10 Stupidest Things Said by John Rich (On the Record, So Far)

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In this Quotable Special Edition, we bring you the dumbest things said by John Rich on the record, so far. The "so far" stipulation is necessary because there'll certainly be more doozies to come, and "on the record" because, well, if this is the stuff he's willing to own up to in public, can you just imagine all the ridiculous nonsense he's spewing in private? It boggles the mind. Here we go: I’m probably somewhat of a walking dichotomy, I guess. Some of my favorite singers were like … [Read more...]

This Week in Twitter Inanity

Laura Bell Bundy's album is so good I stuck a fork in the toaster and neck whipped a baby Mountain Gorilla with a bicycle chain. - blakeshelton Ok don't mean to be rude but larua bell bundy got break through video of the year?!?! Come on now country music. - bomshel GAMBLER FUN FACT #42: I am legally responsible for 19 Mother's Day celebrations going on around the world today. - NotKennyRogers Eating 5 pieces of pizza wasn't smart last night. My lactose intolerance is gonna take my … [Read more...]

More Adventures of Fake Jamey Johnson

Until next time, Fake Jamey Johnson

Fake Jamey Johnson is back by popular demand, with more intimidating poses (err, actually just the same one over and over) and outrageous escapades. Those who somehow managed to miss the epic first edition, and thus don't know what the hell this is all about, can get up to speed here. For the rest of you, here's part two. … [Read more...]