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Country Haiku #411

If you weren’t here, babe
I’d be out looking for you
Since you are, I’ll drink

‘Cause God gave me you
I had to give up drinking
Damn, buyer’s remorse

(Submitted by Mike K.)

Whoa ohh, Laredo
You’re my only booking for
The rest of this year

Scars heal, glory fades
And then I list more cliches
Because chicks dig it

Honey, your love is
Better than money in the
Bay-ay-ay-ay-ank

With a drink in hand
I become invincible
Also, quite a tool

Paint me Birmingham
Oh, but please not the city!
God, what a hellhole