The country haiku concept was originated by Chris Neal of M: Music & Musicians. Country California is carrying on the tradition with Mr. Neal's blessing.

Country Haiku #459

How I miss those days
When flies covered our butter
So deliciously

Country Haiku #458

Prop me up beside
Any jukebox not playing
Jason Aldean songs

Country Haiku #457

All the boys ’round here
Quit looking for decent songs.
Chew tobacco spit!

Country Haiku #456

Baby you a song
Make me wanna boldly flout
All rules of grammar

Country Haiku #455

Why not me to win
A big mirror ball trophy?
Oh right, the dancing.

Country Haiku #454

Hey pretty girl… what?
No, it’s not Bruce. It’s me, Kip.
You know, with the hat.

Country Haiku #453

Reckon you might say
She loves me like Jesus does:
Only when I tithe

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