The country haiku concept was originated by Chris Neal of M: Music & Musicians. Country California is carrying on the tradition with Mr. Neal's blessing.

Country Haiku #408

Scars heal, glory fades
And then I list more cliches
Because chicks dig it

Country Haiku #407

Honey, your love is
Better than money in the
Bay-ay-ay-ay-ank

Country Haiku #406

With a drink in hand
I become invincible
Also, quite a tool

Country Haiku #405

Paint me Birmingham
Oh, but please not the city!
God, what a hellhole

Country Haiku #404

I asked if she minds
That my big hit is long past
Sadly, she said “Yes!”

Country Haiku #403

Just off the highway
Three wooden crosses prove that
God loves hookers most

Country Haiku #402

When you smile, sparks fly
Please keep your braces away
From Dad’s belt grinder