Country Haiku #459

How I miss those days When flies covered our butter So deliciously … [Read more...]

Country Haiku #458

Prop me up beside Any jukebox not playing Jason Aldean songs … [Read more...]

Quotable Country – 05/19/13 Edition

Click the bullet after each quote to visit the source. Please, no precious folkie yawners! ● - - Producer/ex-husband Brian Ahern to Emmylou on song selections for Old Yellow Moon. You’ve got your rock country, you’ve got folk country, you've got pop country. I do feel like if Tom Petty or Springsteen came out today, they would be on country radio. I call it the last rock and roll frontier. ● - - The Band Perry's Kimberly Perry. Q: Should all songwriters be as politically and … [Read more...]

Quotable Country – 05/13/13 Edition

Click the bullet after each quote to visit the source. I really don’t know, but he did seem very fond of his sausage. ● - - Roger Williams, president of Williams Sausage Company, on George Jones' favorite meat or poultry dish. Imagine you're George Jones, and every night you're expected to sing as good as you did on a song like "She Thinks I Still Care." He was a shy country boy from East Texas walking around with that on his shoulders. He knew people expected him to be the greatest … [Read more...]

Country Haiku #457

All the boys 'round here Quit looking for decent songs. Chew tobacco spit! … [Read more...]

Quotable Country – 05/06/13 Edition

Click the bullet after each quote to visit the source. There is a new documentary, just released, and it’s really of me simply being myself. And if people don’t like it, then they don’t have to f**king be around me. I don’t care about being a bad influence to peoples’ kids. I really don’t. I’ve been writing songs eight hours a day for twenty five years, and the reward of that is that I get to keep my spirit going the way I want to. ● - - Todd Snider. There's not as many … [Read more...]

Local Man Mows Vulgar Phrase on Radio Station Lawn

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Local country music fan Reginald Spears was arrested Friday morning after mowing a vulgar phrase onto the lawn of radio station WTSM Catfish 104.9 FM. Police said Spears, who has a long record of misdemeanors and public complaints, was taken into custody without incident at the country station as he admired his work from the seat of his John Deere riding lawnmower. Deputy William Cranston said the man was finishing off a bottle of whiskey and singing to himself before turning around with his … [Read more...]

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