Soulful country crooner Billy Currington is awaiting word from his own personal focus group on what he should partake of for his morning meal.
The committee is currently hung up on the likely outcomes of the choice between whole-grain waffles with light powdered sugar and strawberries or a bowl of plain Cheerios and a large banana.
While Ricardo, Billy’s personal trainer, believes the latter choice would be a better energy source for the busy day of photo shoots and radio station visits ahead, Lisa, his stylist/handler, is certain that the strawberries would appeal more to the females in the Holiday Inn’s continental breakfast room right now.
His manager, Frank, sees both sides of the coin but is on Lisa’s side because she promised to refill his ice bucket when they return from the day’s promotional activities.
Billy, according to his latest Tweet, is growing quite hungry and would really like to have the buttermilk pancakes with heavy syrup and real butter, with a side of bacon and a large cup of coffee, but he knows that’s not happening.
Lester Johnston, sales rep for Siemens, who has no idea who the hell any of these people are, is growing quite pissed that they won’t move out of the way so he can get some damn Frosted Flakes and a cherry pastry. On second thought, Lester thinks maybe he has seen the curly-headed dude who’s drooling over the bearclaws somewhere before. Goofy dancing with a Canadian chick pops into his head for some reason.
Reported by “Trailer” Parkman of Farce the Music
ha ha I wanna thank you for writing this blog post and giving me a food craving I had to wait all day to satisfy. =)
Hilarious!
And another pic of Big Head Billy will his stomach exposed!