About Country Haiku

The country haiku concept was originated by Chris Neal of M: Music & Musicians. Country California is carrying on the tradition with Mr. Neal's blessing.

Country Haiku #460

Look here, sweet thang, you Can crash my party whenevs: Things grown men shan't say … [Read more...]

Country Haiku #459

How I miss those days When flies covered our butter So deliciously … [Read more...]

Country Haiku #458

Prop me up beside Any jukebox not playing Jason Aldean songs … [Read more...]

Country Haiku #457

All the boys 'round here Quit looking for decent songs. Chew tobacco spit! … [Read more...]

Country Haiku #456

Baby you a song Make me wanna boldly flout All rules of grammar … [Read more...]

Country Haiku #455

Why not me to win A big mirror ball trophy? Oh right, the dancing. … [Read more...]

Country Haiku #454

Hey pretty girl... what? No, it's not Bruce. It's me, Kip. You know, with the hat. … [Read more...]

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